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post #64051 of 99743
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Originally Posted by teenagelightning View Post

WOW, THIS OLD DUDE IS JUST KILLING IT WEARING SOILED KHAKIS (WITH ELASTICIZED WAIST) AND BLOOD-SPATTERED HAWAIIAN SHIRT. CHECK HOW DUDE ACCESSORIZES OLD HEIRLOOMS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE IS BURIED IN ACTUAL TRASH HERE IN THIS DUMPSTER.
HE JUST CAN'T STOP KILLING IT AND ALSO CAN'T STOP CONVULSING HERE IN THIS DESOLATE INDUSTRIAL ZONE WHERE HE LIVES THE LAST OF HIS DAYS IN FEAR HUNTED BY WILD DOGS AND THE TYRANNY OF TIME.

September 13, 2012 AT 9:32 PM IN AMERICANA, ART, BAGS, BLUE, BUSINESS CASUAL, D E A T H, LL BEAN, FASHION WEEK.
post #64052 of 99743
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Originally Posted by teenagelightning View Post

WOW, THIS OLD DUDE IS JUST KILLING IT WEARING SOILED KHAKIS (WITH ELASTICIZED WAIST) AND BLOOD-SPATTERED HAWAIIAN SHIRT. CHECK HOW DUDE ACCESSORIZES OLD HEIRLOOMS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE IS BURIED IN ACTUAL TRASH HERE IN THIS DUMPSTER.
HE JUST CAN'T STOP KILLING IT AND ALSO CAN'T STOP CONVULSING HERE IN THIS DESOLATE INDUSTRIAL ZONE WHERE HE LIVES THE LAST OF HIS DAYS IN FEAR HUNTED BY WILD DOGS AND THE TYRANNY OF TIME.

The only thing that would make this more accurate would be to add a bunch of post tags that are both totally random and hyper-specific, such as:
ART, BELT, HAIRCUTS, CONSTRUCTION, BLUE, TODAY VS. YESTERDAY, DON'T FUCK WITH ME, COLLAR, GOLD, JAPAN, BIRDS

*edit* AFL beat me to it haha
post #64053 of 99743
Honestly Mr Mort would be a really cool blog if it had no pretenses of being about style or whatever and had no pictures of bad "urban americana" just "LOOK AT THIS AWESOME OLD DUDE I FOUND" and had interviews with them so you could hear their enthusiastic vaguely senile ranting filled with genuinely cool stuff about them along with those casual racist allusions that pop out of old people every once in a while.

Actually, all street fashion blogs would be better if that's what they were.

And all blogs ever.
post #64054 of 99743
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Originally Posted by worakl View Post




Seriously the last place on Youtube I would've thought I'd find a Dries-shirt....

Is he wearing a Paul Harnden jacket?
post #64055 of 99743
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Originally Posted by Fuuma View Post


Is he wearing a Paul Harnden jacket?

mainstream here we go !

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post #64056 of 99743
Is the bulk image uploader gone ? confused.gif
post #64057 of 99743
[RANT]

I'm sick of:

1) No break everything. You skinny assholes look like Peewee Herman. And you fat fuckers look like Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dumb.
2) Fashion bloggers with huge phallic DSLRs. You are not shooting rare birds. You don't need that shit.
3) Sideparts - fuck you. You are not Don Draper, and you are not some fucker from a Golden Age movie.
4) Slim chinos - Listen, you dumbfucks. Chinos were the uniform of BestBuy employees, and where are they now? That's right. So stop that shit. Wear jeans or wool pants. Linen in the summer, if you are a Eurotrash asshole or if you play a lot of golf with fat storage unit billionaires.
5) Bloggers photographing one another. We don't need to see public fellation. If I want to see that shit, I will go to a sex show and pay. Thanks.
6) Ironic anything - yeah, that goes for all you hipster people from Brooklyn. At least in Portland, the gods get angry and rain on your ass. Brooklyn seems to be some sort of safe haven.

[/RANT]
post #64058 of 99743

srs, that blog is full of short chinos. kill me now.

post #64059 of 99743
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Originally Posted by sipang View Post

Is the bulk image uploader gone ? confused.gif

No, it should still be there. Is flash and java updated on your browser?
post #64060 of 99743
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Originally Posted by noobizor View Post

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Fact: none of you assholes are well dressed.

I actually have all that stuff, and most of the stuff in the "advanced list" as well. I have two full evening wear rigs. Of course, I never wear any buttoned shirts, ties, or any pants not made of denim, or any shoes without a sneaker or crepe or Vibram sole. Once in a blue moon, I'll throw on a sports jacket once in a while in the evening if I'm stepping outside to drink my coffee.
post #64061 of 99743
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Originally Posted by noobizor View Post

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Fact: none of you assholes are well dressed.

I have all of that stuff except
- a second blue odd jacket
- solid black knit/grenadine tie (want to cop this)
- a DB suit
- linen suit
post #64062 of 99743
Every time someone writes a post like that, I like to imagine that they did it while at home in sweatpants and a t-shirt, and eating Doritos or graham crackers.
post #64063 of 99743
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Originally Posted by sipang View Post

Is the bulk image uploader gone ? confused.gif

MORE SS STUFF TO SELL TO G???
post #64064 of 99743
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Originally Posted by LA Guy View Post

[RANT]
I'm sick of:
1) No break everything. You skinny assholes look like Peewee Herman. And you fat fuckers look like Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dumb.
2) Fashion bloggers with huge phallic DSLRs. You are not shooting rare birds. You don't need that shit.
3) Sideparts - fuck you. You are not Don Draper, and you are not some fucker from a Golden Age movie.
4) Slim chinos - Listen, you dumbfucks. Chinos were the uniform of BestBuy employees, and where are they now? That's right. So stop that shit. Wear jeans or wool pants. Linen in the summer, if you are a Eurotrash asshole or if you play a lot of golf with fat storage unit billionaires.
5) Bloggers photographing one another. We don't need to see public fellation. If I want to see that shit, I will go to a sex show and pay. Thanks.
6) Ironic anything - yeah, that goes for all you hipster people from Brooklyn. At least in Portland, the gods get angry and rain on your ass. Brooklyn seems to be some sort of safe haven.
[/RANT]

i saw all of this yesterday in a single moment with two people
post #64065 of 99743
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Originally Posted by brad-t View Post

i saw all of this yesterday in a single moment with two people

the other day i was on the street and all within my field of vision I saw 4 dudes wearing the exact same hue of salmon colored chinos (with full ankle cleavage of course). several were bursting cardigan buttons. wish I had a picture.
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