Almost had my clothing nerdiness exposed at a house party tonight. A few of us were standing in the kitchen and I realized the dude I was standing next to was inching forward to the back of my knit with a fucking pair of scissors. I turned around and asked him what he was doing. "Fixing your tag." By design the thread from the corners of the tag on the inside of the knit can be seen on the outside. He thought there had been a tag on the outside of the knit that I had cut at one point and just left remnants of thread there. I actually had to insist that I couldn't even feel the tag against my skin, because he STILL wanted to cut the tag once he found out there was a tag on the inside of the knit. And he wasn't even drunk.
I have no doubt that 90% of people on SF would kick this guys ass if he actually cut it.