Just realized it sounds like I described the ToJ of Philadelphia cobblers.
Yelp reviews are probably a little more favorable, though: http://www.yelp.com/biz/benjamins-on-the-row-philadelphia-2
Unrelated - is anyone getting redirects to something spammy-looking called Open Software Updater? Here's the link I keep getting redirected to: https://softwareupdaterlp.com/campaign/boatprince9/?ID=trillmstrcpi2&sub=trillmstrcpi2&S2=wROS8GAUBLVTI1SHGAOPO8P8
Can't tell if it's a bug on my machine or something isolated to SF.
Edited by notwithit - 2/2/15 at 9:48am