Rand+Statler is the high end part of Azalea, and it's just okay. There doesn't seem to be much soul in that store. I could have laid out that store and stocked it in my sleep. It's strictly paint by numbers. Clean white. Check. Hardwood floors, way ahead of you. Blond wood and bare pipe shelves. C'mon son, I started there. Whaddya got? A.P.C. Yeah, that was funky fresh in 2002. Aesop in the apothecary? Oh, and apothecary section? Very upscale, very classy. Who even buys Paul Smith striped shirts in 2014? The girl who got the shirt for her boyfriend because it will look so cute on him for that date at that brunch place that is so cute and has great mimosas. That's who.
If we somehow get a contract with Rand&Statler, you guys do realize I'll probably have to delete this post, right?