This, and moderated thumb comments, are both decent ideas. Right now, engineering resources are all taken, but yeah, maybe in the future.
I would love to target really loud autoplay ads to specific users instead of timing them out. I don't get all the things I want either.
On a related note. No one is copping to allowing rogue ads on mobile. Please, if you see them, email the destination url to email@example.com, so that we can see who is letting these through.
Apparently, even Google is having issues with script spoofing.