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post #16 of 23
See at the end of a joke I'm supposed to laugh...

A.
post #17 of 23
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Originally Posted by Jovan
I hooked up with a friend the other week whose identity I won't disclose. We had sex. I didn't even plan on it. Long story short, she ended up late for her period. It was confirmed by a pregnancy test recently.

At the time I heard this news, I had already spent most of my paycheck paying rent, gas for car, etc. So, I'm asking a big favour of all of you: Please help me get money for an abortion. If she doesn't get an abortion now, it'll both be more painful to get one later and her parents will find out somehow or another. I would really, really appreciate it and I'll pay you all back in any amount you give. I'm leaving for work now, but any kind thoughts at least would be good.

Thanks,
Jovan


That was horrible.
post #18 of 23
Chopsticks or a hanger are quite cheap.
post #19 of 23
I thought it was great, though I really appreciate humor which offends in the worst ways possible.
post #20 of 23
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Originally Posted by LabelKing
Chopsticks or a hanger are quite cheap.
As is stealing your father-in-law's Purdey, as Woody taught us.
post #21 of 23
Thread Starter 
My sense of humour is like a Bic razor; sharp, ruthless, and makes people curse ungodly.
post #22 of 23
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Originally Posted by Jovan
My sense of humour is like a Bic razor; sharp, ruthless, and makes people curse ungodly.

Keep the day job dude. Sorry
post #23 of 23
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Originally Posted by Jovan
My sense of humour is like a Bic razor; sharp, ruthless, and makes people curse ungodly.

See that's where the problem is; you confuse humor with bludgeoning.
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