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I fear knee bags

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true story, i walk abound like a robot stiff legged and avoid picking shit up because i do not want the breasts of a middle aged mother of 4 hanging off my jawns
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I suggest you quit being such a bitch.
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I suggest you quit being such a bitch.

good advice
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I suggest you quit being such a bitch.



This.
Drink some.
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I suggest you quit being such a bitch.

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true story, i walk abound like a robot stiff legged and avoid picking shit up because i do not want the breasts of a middle aged mother of 4 hanging off my jawns

A buddy of mine died from this exact same thing.
post #7 of 12
kneebags dont kill people... fear of kneebags kills people
post #8 of 12
Jeans are designed to be worn, bro.
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I suggest you quit being such a bitch.
qft They may appear pronounced at first, but keep wearing them and the denim relaxes after about a month, at least in my experience. I've still got em (seeing as I run, bike, rock climb, work, and work out in them) but I think the jeans look fine, as long as I don't let them sag too far.
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Only way to completely avoid them is to wash your jeans after every wear.

...but what about teh fadez!!11
post #11 of 12
guys, im pretty sure kneebags come from sitting, not walking.

when you sit, especially in tighter styled jeans, your knees are literally 'poking' into your denim. this is particularly true if you're tall and the angle at your knees is more acute than 90 degrees when sitting on a normal height chair.

so, ive found that pulling up your jeans, almost unfavorably high, before you sit will help eliminate this. in addition, get good, heavy weighted denim.


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... and avoid picking shit up because i do not want the breasts of a middle aged mother of 4 ...
Indeed. Set your standards higher. I aspire to have the perky, supple young jugs of a hipster high-schooler hanging off of mine.
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