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post #16 of 26
7/24/09 at 2:31am
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Originally Posted by thekunk07 View Post
don't have sex with her. late trimester juices will burn your pee-pee hole. i'm serious

last trimester = oral sex
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post #17 of 26
7/24/09 at 2:13pm
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned porn yet. Just sayin'...
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post #18 of 26
7/24/09 at 4:46pm
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last trimester = oral sex

Sex is a way to induce labor. Never got burned.
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post #19 of 26
7/24/09 at 4:49pm
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don't have sex with her. late trimester juices will burn your pee-pee hole. i'm serious

that's not late trimester juices. that is syphilis.
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post #20 of 26
7/24/09 at 5:01pm
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last trimester = oral sex

Last trimester = Coyote sex.

As in, "sit by the hole and howl".
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post #21 of 26
7/24/09 at 9:16pm
Nothing a swift punch to the stomach won't fix.

Sell that on ebay.
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post #22 of 26
7/24/09 at 9:26pm
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Last trimester = Coyote sex.

As in, "sit by the hole and howl".

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post #23 of 26
7/24/09 at 10:03pm
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She's pretty pregnant, like 7 months, and desperately needs money or some kind of support. Does anyone have any ideas? She's a sweet girl and a dear friend I don't want to see her go broke with a new baby and stuff. Maybe something she can do at home?
She's got nothing to worry about, Obama's president...I'm sure we'll all take a pay cut to help out Either that or have her open up a paypal acct and ask styleforvm for donations.
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post #24 of 26
8/6/09 at 5:48am
There are lots of home based job she can do. She can even start a business on her own even at her home just like what I did when I'm pregnant with my eldest. I decided to cook delicacies and cakes since I'm good at it and then asked my friends to patronize my product...and it's all worth it!


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post #25 of 26
8/6/09 at 5:52am
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don't have sex with her. late trimester juices will burn your pee-pee hole. i'm serious

Is this true?
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post #26 of 26
8/6/09 at 6:54am
Unfortunately, it too late to share this sage piece of advice: "in the bum; no babies".
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