1. Appearance & gadget
- Happened to see your naked upper chest. Not that hairy or too much muscular. (+1) Keep trimming, do some pushups and situps, wear deodorants.
- Your hair is not bad. (+0) Just comb well. Try so-called "Shaggy cut," finish with some wax.
- You glasses are a girl repellant. (-1) Buy a cool frame.
- Your English accent is perfect. (+2) A bit more poshy and British touch will sound sexier.
- Your casual dress is good for mediocre girls. (0)
- Your gadgets for "the pleasure-seeking-without-reproduction operation" is a big no-go. (-2) The box is unnecessarily large. Some things should be big, but such a tool doesn't have to be. Girls will not like it. Buy a pretty, thin Korean one at a nearby convenience store. Girls will love a Unidus brand with "strawberry flavor." (+3)
* Korean whores believe Foreigners has a bigger missile but Asians have a harder one. Make sure to get yours stiff enough.
2. Strategy
- I guarantee you won't be able to master Korean during this summer. Just try to work hard. Don't ever show off your basic Korean when you're fighting with a Korean guy. It's highly likely that your yelling in Korean like "Go home and f___ your mom" will sound like "May I suggest you return to your domicile and engage in a reproductive activity with your honored Mother." in awkward English accent.
- Starbucks are everywhere even in orc town. Latte has become daily beverage for both elves and orcs. Try to find a better place.
- Try to pretend that you need some help rather than sitting around. Hundreds of thousands of foreigners are doing the same thing nowadays.
- If you end up fishing none, go to a massage parlor. You can have some of your protein paisley pleasantly extracted there by a pretty girl you can only dream of.
