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post #16 of 21
7/22/09 at 3:22pm
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Originally Posted by DarkNWorn View Post
Immediately go to walmart and buy the cheapest clothing they have. Don't shave your face for a few days; actually, don't shower for a few days. Dumb down your resume by mispelling words, preferrably using Wafle Hose instead of Waffle House. For added measure, chew on something hard so a few of your teeth are chipped or broken altogether. Lastly, go buy a $100 domestic car and make sure it smokes like hell when you drive up to the interview.

P.S. I love Waffle House.

I consider this to have been a completely serious answer in this case. I would've added 'adopt a shit-eating/child molesting grin' but that pretty much sums up my hypothetical approach to your dilemma, OP.

P.S. I love Waffle House as well, and fondly remember their all you can eat for some ridiculous $4.99 or something like that, in the early to mid '90s, which my high school late nights were based upon. They jacked the price up since then, but seeing as though you can still probably get a cheeseburger meal, some insane hashbrowns with a bunch of unnecessary and delicious shit on them, plus another item, for under $10, it still has a place for me, even if I never go there again in my life.
P.P.S. saran-wrapped toilets were always a fun thing to do at Waffle House when bored or mad.
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post #17 of 21
7/22/09 at 3:25pm
Completely serious, does anyone else feel me on the genius of those grimy ass onions, tomato cubes, green pepper cubes, and diced ham on top of the short-order hashbrowns, all covered in processed cheese? I'd eat that shit even if I were king of England.
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post #18 of 21
7/22/09 at 4:37pm
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Originally Posted by js4design View Post
Huddle House? Sorry, some of us aren't independently wealthy Mr. Hollywood, I mean Crazyquik.



At least Huddle House has photos of what the food may look like on the menu.
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post #19 of 21
7/22/09 at 4:46pm
Just reading this thread is making me hungry, and grossed out.
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post #20 of 21
7/22/09 at 4:50pm
When I drove past our local Waffle House the other day, something looked off, but it took me a minute to put my finger on it. They had replaced the classic striped awnings with solid bright-red ones, for a crazy mustard-ketchup effect. Now instead of thinking of waffles or hash browns when I see the building, I think of hot dogs and burgers.
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post #21 of 21
7/26/09 at 2:25am
Not long ago my gal and I decided to go to the "Awful House", or "Offal House", to get some righteous chow as their breakfast is damn tasty. As soon as we walked in we heard the waitress loudly telling someone who was washing the dishes to"just scrape the snot off the plate", at which point we both did an about face and ended up at Friendlys, for a decent if sparse meal.
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