I know this has been done before, but lets do it in a primarily business context. Words and/or phrases that sicken you. Me:
1) Pulse (i.e. "I know Tom has worked on that, why don't you pulse him for some further info."
2) Artisanal (i.e. "These are artisanal sandwiches on ciabatta..." (at some stupid f*cking place like Quiznos, no less)
3) Leverage methodologies (i.e. "We leveraged our performance costing methodology on this program.."
I have more; this is just the tip of the iceburg. Have at it...
1) Pulse (i.e. "I know Tom has worked on that, why don't you pulse him for some further info."
2) Artisanal (i.e. "These are artisanal sandwiches on ciabatta..." (at some stupid f*cking place like Quiznos, no less)
3) Leverage methodologies (i.e. "We leveraged our performance costing methodology on this program.."
I have more; this is just the tip of the iceburg. Have at it...
) e.g., 'add value' 
