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post #1 of 63
7/16/09 at 4:49pm
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perhaps a bit of a taboo subject to some as parents generally will claim to love all their kids equally but of course you will give more attention to one or another for whatever reasons so lets hear it.

here is my list:

1. Lisa 5 and a half years, an absolute angel.

2. Robert 4 years old, funny guy.

3. Vincent 1 year old, fucking asshole!
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post #2 of 63
7/16/09 at 4:54pm
oldest is daddy's boy and a royal pain in the ass and demanding as shit

middle son looks like a doll and is the sweetest child you can imagine

my youngest son will probably be a serial killer and it's not my fault
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post #3 of 63
7/16/09 at 4:55pm
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Originally Posted by Yo-han View Post
perhaps a bit of a taboo subject to some as parents generally will claim to love all their kids equally but of course you will give more attention to one or another for whatever reasons so lets hear it.

here is my list:

1. Lisa 5 and a half years, an absolute angel.

2. Robert 4 years old, funny guy.

3. Vincent 1 year old, fucking asshole!

This is hilarious. I'm cracking up at my desk. Thank you
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post #4 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:00pm
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3. Vincent 1 year old, fucking asshole!

LOL

I have one kid- Emma who is 6. She's pretty much the greatest kid ever.
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post #5 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:04pm
Seona, 5 -- transitioning from cute little angel to bloodsucking leech right before my eyes.
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post #6 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:05pm
7.5 year old - smart, serious, not very athletic, really into pokemon. basically a good kid, extremly social and very political. very focused.

2.5 year old - bigger twin. very emotional, very extroverted, very focused. she is my legacy. strong, hard willed, she is going to be a killer. sharp as a tack. not scared of anything, loves spicy food

2.5 year old, smaller twin - sweet, introverted, scared of her own shadow. sneaky. sensitive
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post #7 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:09pm
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3. Vincent 1 year old, fucking asshole!
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Originally Posted by M. Bardamu View Post
Seona, 5 -- transitioning from cute little angel to bloodsucking leech right before my eyes.
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my youngest son will probably be a serial killer and it's not my fault

HAHA im going to save this when they grow up and show it to them.



my one daughter has my brain and the looks of her mother. will be a freakin beauty pageant winner and a lawyer and a brain surgeon and will give millions away to orphans and widows without making one word about it to anyone.

haaha. just what i hope she will be if i ever get a kid.
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post #8 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:17pm
18 yo son, straight A student his entire life. Watches the History channel. Turned down a full ride to a state school to go to the college of his dreams. Love him but is costing me $52K/year.

16 yo son. Solid student, very sharp wit. Told him I'd buy him a Mustang if he went to a state school. He accepted.
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post #9 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:18pm
good lord, where does one find 52k per year for college?
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post #10 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:19pm
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good lord, where does one find 52k per year for college?

Dude I went to some rinky-dink liberal arts college in Illinois and it was $38k a year. I bet you could find 52k easy.
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post #11 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:25pm
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Dude I went to some rinky-dink liberal arts college in Illinois and it was $38k a year. I bet you could find 52k easy.

The question wasn't what schools could possibly cost $52k/year. It was where someone could find $52k/year to fund his kid's college education.

Your rinky-dink liberal arts college education shows.
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post #12 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:26pm
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The question wasn't what schools could possibly cost $52k/year. It was where someone could find $52k/year to fund his kid's college education.

Your rinky-dink liberal arts college education shows.

There's a reason I came to cooking school
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post #13 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:54pm
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my youngest son will probably be a serial killer and it's not my fault



One 5 year old daughter, smart enough to scare us and has been wrapping anyone and everyone around her little fingers for years.

One still in the womb, we shall see how that goes.
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post #14 of 63
7/16/09 at 5:55pm
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One 5 year old daughter, smart enough to scare us and has been wrapping anyone and everyone around her little fingers for years.

One still in the womb, we shall see how that goes.


Beware the second child.
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post #15 of 63
7/16/09 at 6:33pm
6 year olds sons - good boyz, both bugaboos. If I take one more shot to the nutz this week I'm gonna lose it...
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