Sometimes... ok, often I think this:
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Originally Posted by
Pennglock 
...I had a couple semi long-term relationships from the years 16-22. Huge mistake, I should have been fucking everything that moved... hitting more of that 17-year-old stuff while it was legal, or at least socially acceptable. I'm not letting my son date until the age of 30 if possible...
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Originally Posted by
globetrotter 
pretty much all of my regrets have to do with not being more sexually agressive in my 20's. there are a lot of girls I should have fucked, but didn't, mostly because I was friends with them, blah blah blah...
But then I'm glad I haven't had to worry about this:
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Originally Posted by
Vintage Gent 
Shouldn't have been with that skank who gave me chlamydia, whichever one she was. Or at least I shouldn't have been such a fucking idiot as to forgo the condom...
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Originally Posted by
Big Punisher 
Shoulda worn a rubber, before I went up in it, now my monkey ass be sittin ina clinic.
And if you've ever had a condom break on you...
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Originally Posted by
Merckx 
Shouldn't have quit my job in Texas
Shouldn't have moved to Arkansas
Shouldn't have believed my brother in law
Shouldn't have tried to start a business with my brother in law
Shouldn't have worked with my brother in law
On the plus side, I'm moving back to Austin in a week, getting my old job back, but fuck that was an absolute waste of money and 6 months of my life.
Oh, sorry about that. I remember our pms about this as you were on your way to Arkansas. Hope Austin will treat you better.
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Originally Posted by
EL72 
I've made mistakes and fucked up my fair share of things in my life but the only thing thing I truly regret is enrolling in a doctoral program and then taking a tenure-track position. I should have listened to my wife 10 years ago.
Why's that?
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Originally Posted by
Piobaire 
I bet it made the next family reunion quite uncomfortable.
