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post #196 of 203
After a slightly disappointing trip to my favorite sandwich place (second time in a row they have lost my ticket for my cubano), I decided to take a look at their yelp reviews and see if anyone has noticed an overall change or if I am just unlucky. The sandwich also seemed to have been made with a bit less care...I suspect that starting to accept online orders, while also having a line out the door, is not a recipe for perfection.

Reviews are still good so maybe I am just unlucky...but there are some :facepalm:s in there.

After an intro paragraph that uses 3 sentences with exclamation points and included the words love (twice), so yummy, and so good...this bimbo from the suburbs leaves 4 stars and writes:

"I only gave it 4 stars because I've only had one thing once. I'll definitely go back and try something else next time I'm in the city!"

That is not a valid reason for docking a star. Also she managed to mention a fondness for ranch dressing in her review as an aside (ranch is not present on their menu).

Next guy docks them a star because the sandwiches are "terribly delicious" and cheap, but the portions are a bit small. C'mon dude...either order a larger food item (they have platters instead of sandwiches) or take advantage of the fact that their sandwiches are a couple of bucks cheaper than the panera across the street and buy yourself any of their additional side dishes.
post #197 of 203
Recent review for the place that I work:

(3 Stars)

Place has been closed for awhile but just recently reopened.

My only knock is that it's hard to tell who works there as they wear street clothes.
post #198 of 203
So we get knocked 2 stars because this guy can't figure out that the person standing at his table with a pen and paper is his waiter?
post #199 of 203
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLantern View Post

So we get knocked 2 stars because this guy can't figure out that the person standing at his table with a pen and paper is his waiter?
Seattle? it's probably because you pulled up a chair at the table and started sipping his latte.
post #200 of 203
I've been enjoying these 1-star yelp review quotes mixed with photos of the awesome thing they are reviewing.

Chicago landmarks:
http://imgur.com/a/8rZ8i

National Parks:
http://imgur.com/a/bwsrB
post #201 of 203
We should start a Yelp account that we all contribute reviews to.
post #202 of 203
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

We should start a Yelp account that we all contribute reviews to.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/anderson-and-sheppard-london?hrid=oxY4jVM_LNSThFAAaTjBjw
post #203 of 203
Yelp helps and hurts my business. The good feedback we definitely take to heart. I've learned to just go with the flow.
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