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post #121 of 126
12/9/10 at 4:44pm
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post
Maybe it is a New York thing, but I hate looking at yelp for reviews of restaurants that are supposed to be top notch only to find 300 reviews of Saturday brunch. "My mimosa was excellent! The french toast is to die for!" Give me a break.

Then you have those obsessive yelpers who review every place they go to even if it is just once, whithout getting a real cross section of the establishment. They will use overly descriptive words and try to sound like New York Times restaurant reviewers. It makes them sound like young adult authors.
You're right on the money. All of the brunch reviews drive me insane. I mean...it's french toast for goodness sake! "Coffee was hot! Delicious!" "Mmm I love mimosas!"
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post #122 of 126
12/9/10 at 6:59pm
Bruch reviews are like reviews of hotels by newly weds, they just don't count......
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post #123 of 126
12/10/10 at 12:22pm
You know that there's a mental titan behind the reviews when they constantly use the word "yummy" and "veggies". I can imagine them writing the review while still wearing their knit hat that's supposed to look like a cat or a frog.
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post #124 of 126
12/10/10 at 1:00pm
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Originally Posted by HORNS View Post
You know that there's a mental titan behind the reviews when they constantly use the word "yummy" and "veggies". I can imagine them writing the review while still wearing their knit hat that's supposed to look like a cat or a frog.
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post #125 of 126
12/10/10 at 5:03pm
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Originally Posted by CouttsClient View Post

There's more intelligence behind the frog's eyes than those of homeboy wearing the hat.
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post #126 of 126
5/24/12 at 11:08am
"Yes to Japanese food.
This place is my Fav. of the all times for Sushi.
It's not the most fancy one but the food is the best.
Star of the night : Rainbow Roll. Delicious mixture of rice, fish and avocados.
The food is really well prepared, fresh and yummy!
I totallty recommended."

Her next gem had this: "The best part of [name redacted] is their green tea.
Super healthy!!!!!"
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