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Just had a six-pack of Miller 64 and...

post #1 of 20
7/15/09 at 2:16am
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I am absolutely sober.. UGH.

So out of curiosity I went online and checked the alcohol content. 2.8%!!!!!!!!! So basically a six-pack is equal to 3 bottles of normal beer. And since it's hard to chug down a six-pack in a short time period and you basically fill up with all that extra liquid, getting a buzz is damn near impossible.

UGH. Basically 1/2 regular beer mixed with 1/2 water, and tastes even worse.

Why did I finish off the entire six-pack? Commitment.
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post #2 of 20
7/15/09 at 2:24am
Would have been quicker if you would have lit your money on fire. Probably would have gotten the same buzz too.
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post #3 of 20
7/15/09 at 2:25am
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post
Would have been quicker if you would have lit your money on fire. Probably would have gotten the same buzz too.

seriously.

a 40 ounce of regular miller lite + 32 ounce of water would have been the same exact thing, but i probably would actually get a buzz.
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post #4 of 20
7/15/09 at 9:32am
You deserve much worse consequences for drinking such garbage.
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post #5 of 20
7/15/09 at 9:43am
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You deserve much worse consequences for drinking such garbage.

I think drinking that nasty shit is punishment enough.
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post #6 of 20
7/15/09 at 11:54am
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Well at least it's nice to wake up with no hangover.
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post #7 of 20
7/15/09 at 12:06pm
i usually don't get a hangover when i drink water either.
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post #8 of 20
7/15/09 at 12:08pm
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i usually don't get a hangover when i drink water either.

Ha ha ha. This thread is great.
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post #9 of 20
7/15/09 at 12:43pm
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I wonder if the guy who invented it got a medal. Hey, let's make a higher end ultra light beer for idiots by mixing in 1/3 water into our regular light beer and charging slightly more for it!
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post #10 of 20
7/15/09 at 12:48pm
Maybe the name originally came from "64% beer"
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post #11 of 20
7/15/09 at 2:00pm
Three executives are meeting for a friendly business lunch. When the waiter seats them, they are asked for their drink order. The first executive, a young hotshot wearing jeans and an H&M sport coat from Budweiser, orders a Bud light. The second executive, a portly, aging gentleman with a classically bad comb-over and an equally stylish polyester suit from MillerCoors, orders a Miller High Life. The third, a stodgy old farty Mcfartfarts from Diageo, with a 3-piece suit, top hat, and cane, orders a water.

The two younger gents are shocked at their older comrade's order, and ask why he isn't drinking with them. He responds "If you guys aren't drinking beer then neither am I! HAR HARRRRRRRRR"

Then they all shout in seemingly choreographed unison "AND WE ARE ALL SUPER STYLIN', and also secret lovers"
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post #12 of 20
7/15/09 at 2:16pm
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Originally Posted by Flambeur View Post
I am absolutely sober.. UGH.

So out of curiosity I went online and checked the alcohol content. 2.8%!!!!!!!!! So basically a six-pack is equal to 3 bottles of normal beer. And since it's hard to chug down a six-pack in a short time period and you basically fill up with all that extra liquid, getting a buzz is damn near impossible.

UGH. Basically 1/2 regular beer mixed with 1/2 water, and tastes even worse.

Why did I finish off the entire six-pack? Commitment.

IF this were me I would have posted this to the anonymous confessional threak.
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post #13 of 20
7/15/09 at 2:53pm
What is it with "Amjack" (I believe that's the correct parlance) college students and light beer? All these popped-collared meatheads stroll out of the liquor stores here carrying 24s of Bud Light with Lime here. I feel like telling them they could have spend half as much on a 12-pack of real beer...
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post #14 of 20
7/15/09 at 3:02pm
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Originally Posted by M. Bardamu View Post
What is it with "Amjack" (I believe that's the correct parlance) college students and light beer? All these popped-collared meatheads stroll out of the liquor stores here carrying 24s of Bud Light with Lime here. I feel like telling them they could have spend half as much on a 12-pack of real beer...

Seriously. It's so bad that I actually know some places that only have light beer on draft. CRAZY. (Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors Light)
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post #15 of 20
7/15/09 at 3:22pm
If you want to drink a 6 pack, make it Mickey's hand grenades. You will get nice and toasted from 6 of those.
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