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What Would M@t Do (WWMD)?

post #1 of 68
7/13/09 at 2:02pm
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This is the official thread to post social-related (sex, relationships, debauchery related to anything) questions for our resident social misfit, M@t.

I'll start with a silly one: Met a girl moving abroad for work in a week. What's a sure fire way to get her in bed? I'm thinking taking her out to drinks and crossing my fingers but it all sounds so 50-50. Thanks!

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post #2 of 68
7/13/09 at 2:33pm
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I'll start with a silly one: Met a girl moving abroad for work in a week. What's a sure fire way to get her in bed? I'm thinking taking her out to drinks and crossing my fingers but it all sounds so 50-50. Thanks!


WWMD?

He would ride his scooter over to meet her at a bar his friend owns, where 20 of his friends would be heavily drinking, probably paid for by the house or an account. After drinking heavily for several hours, he would take her on his scooter, along with m8s still standing, for some food, then he would head back to his house with her, and shag her silly. During the shagging, her sister(s)/friend(s)/mother would show up, and either take part, or get her home so Mat would not have to deal with her in the morning.

In the morning, he would meet up with friends for drinks and food.
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post #3 of 68
7/13/09 at 2:42pm
Pio's version is good enough for me.

5/10 gives me her number in a bar. She works for my competition and I could get some competitive intel from her. Also sex. I want to minimize time spent looking at her face. How to proceed?
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post #4 of 68
7/13/09 at 6:10pm
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Pio's version is good enough for me.

5/10 gives me her number in a bar. She works for my competition and I could get some competitive intel from her. Also sex. I want to minimize time spent looking at her face. How to proceed?

Put in her butt

K
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post #5 of 68
7/13/09 at 6:11pm
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5/10 gives me her number in a bar. She works for my competition and I could get some competitive intel from her. Also sex. I want to minimize time spent looking at her face. How to proceed?

I think the answer I gave to the first scenario, pretty much works for this one too. In fact, I think it will work for a great many WWMD scenarios.
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post #6 of 68
7/13/09 at 6:16pm
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I think the answer I gave to the first scenario, pretty much works for this one too. In fact, I think it will work for a great many WWMD scenarios.

You're completely right. I fail.
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post #7 of 68
7/14/09 at 12:10am
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Originally Posted by Jodum5 View Post
This is the official thread to post social-related (sex, relationships, debauchery related to anything) questions for our resident social misfit, M@t. I'll start with a silly one: Met a girl moving abroad for work in a week. What's a sure fire way to get her in bed? I'm thinking taking her out to drinks and crossing my fingers but it all sounds so 50-50. Thanks!
hey, you finally started this....but ya...Pio pretty much nailed it. I'd take her some place where I know management and can be assured of good service and good treatment, but not somewhere too obvious. As iPUA as it sounds, I would probably bounce her around a couple of different places on the evening, make it feel like she is on her fourth date with me by about 11 pm. Pretty important to build comfort and shared experience fast if she is outta there in a week... It'd end somewhere kinda cosy and secluded, but where I still know people circulating...it always looks good when you are being waved at and having your cheek kissed a lot...gives you a safe-bet kind of feel, drives the stock up. Move in from there.....
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post #8 of 68
7/14/09 at 12:17am
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Pio's version is good enough for me.

5/10 gives me her number in a bar. She works for my competition and I could get some competitive intel from her. Also sex. I want to minimize time spent looking at her face. How to proceed?

Never been big on the ratings thing...I'm sure she is a 10 to someone, right?

Anyhow, I do have some experience here, and my best advice is to place a complete moratorium on work talk. That way she kinda wants to tell you more...and you just keep silencing her on it....it'll surface eventually.

If attracted to her, let it play. If not (and starting your post with a less than favorable ranking isn't a good sign there), I kind of think it is never a bad idea to court ugly chicks and then not go through with it. It's kinda cruel, and don't go overboard, but that way you can meet her friends and not from within-the-friend zone. I have exactly one female close friend (she actually used to be married to one of my other friends and refers to me as either her Snugglebitch or, when grumbling about her plight to meet new men, her Plight Attendant) and her and I were talking about this the other day....if she intros me to one of her friends, it is just 'if he's so good, why don't you want him?'...you are much better off with the answer to that being "but I do!"

Puts the right dynamic around it....
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post #9 of 68
7/14/09 at 7:39pm
Good advice. I found her on FB and she is acceptable.
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post #10 of 68
7/14/09 at 7:46pm
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hey, you finally started this....but ya...Pio pretty much nailed it.



Been there at one point in my life, and still prefer going to places where I'm connected. I saw a kindred spirit, who knows how to get himself hooked up.
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post #11 of 68
7/14/09 at 10:31pm
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Good advice. I found her on FB and she is acceptable.

Link to her profile or GTFO
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post #12 of 68
7/14/09 at 11:31pm
If youre broke and old and dont have any connections or a job, how do go about, you know...? Women see me and they hide the choch like that racist old lady clutches her purse when a negro boards the train.
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post #13 of 68
7/15/09 at 12:19am
youre not unemployed...you are either freelancing or working on your book
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post #14 of 68
7/15/09 at 12:19am
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youre not unemployed...you are either freelancing or working on your book

God damn.
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post #15 of 68
7/15/09 at 12:37am
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youre not unemployed...you are either freelancing or working on your book

I hope I never have to live to use that line.
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