Anglo chicks, e.g. Eva Green
Stupid summer action flicks
Free food (omg let's go to place XYZ and waste 4 hours of our lives because there is FREE [bad] food!!!! - I mean are you homeless and starving or something?)
Extra cheese
Cheese steaks
Jello Shots - wtf is the point
Watching television shows
Monogamy
The Yankees
Xbox/PS3/crazy advanced gaming
Coffee - don't drink it unless I have to, maybe 10x a year
Tea - it's okay but pointless
Pancakes for breakfast
Ribs (blasphemy!!!)
Eggplant
Blowjobs (they are alright, but I prefer the main course, it feels much better, and yes, I have gotten more blow jobs than you, from women, so I can safely say it is not a sampling error)
Shows about hospitals or lawyers - jesus, if this entertains you then sell your soul, make lots of money, and fucking become a lawyer (does not necessarily apply to hospitals)
Souvenirs
Animal Collective