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post #46 of 60
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Originally Posted by Fuuma View Post
Wait you guys do laundry more than 1-2/month??? Weird.

uhh, you leave piles of gym clothes in a hamper for weeks at a time?
post #47 of 60
for someone vaguely french, that is a pretty good timeframe.
post #48 of 60
Yea and I'm sorry, but you can't be fucking getting laid if you only wash your sheets once or twice a month. And if you are getting laid, you probably fucking suck at it if you still only do laundry that infrequently.
post #49 of 60
If it doesn't smell, no need to wash it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
post #50 of 60
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Originally Posted by celery View Post
If it doesn't smell, no need to wash it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

do you wear underwear more than once?
post #51 of 60
Sounds like a cuntbag.
post #52 of 60
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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post
This cracked me up. I've mentioned this woman before. Her place has to be worth a shitload, and she owns at least $20m of real estate in the city and surrounding areas. She also leaves communist newspapers out for the gardeners every Tuesday. She sent me this email for some reason, and it kind of reminded me of some of the "I have a shitty boss" threads. Well, I have a shitty neighbor living on the top floor. I've taken out the names of some things to protect the guilty.




What a nut. I am positive she is the only one in the building making this effort.

I've never really been able to fathom why so many people living off trust funds/inheritance have communist/socialist leanings....
post #53 of 60
your neighbor sounds nice compared to mine. I personally visited my neighbor a week before hosting a party to ask if it would be ok if we were a little loud. I then two days before the party left a hand written note under their front door reminding them and inviting them if they'd like to come. Night of the party the police knock on my door and tell me my neighbors called in a noise complaint (new neighborhood the neighbors I gave notice to are the only ones within earshot of my home. Went over the next day to speak with them and they told me that they knew I told them I'd be loud but that they couldn't sleep so they had to call the police. The police showed up before 11 so obviously they called about 10:30 or earlier as our police are extremely slow. Later they turned me in once because they saw me at 5:30 in the morning not pick up my dog's shit IN MY OWN YARD (neighborhood rule to pick up after your pet even in your own yard). I usually pick it up but when I'm still basically asleep at 5:30 am the last thing on my mind is picking up my dog's deuce droppings.

Their damn kids run around in MY yard sometimes as early as 8 am on a saturday and I've never complained once. I like to sleep until noon or 1pm on Sat as I sleep very little throughout the week.
post #54 of 60
Kidnapping would solve your problem. Their attention would be focussed on getting them back. Which will never happen.
post #55 of 60
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Originally Posted by SField View Post
Yea and I'm sorry, but you can't be fucking getting laid if you only wash your sheets once or twice a month. And if you are getting laid, you probably fucking suck at it if you still only do laundry that infrequently.
I have more than one set of sheets, I change them but I wash twice a month or so. I am surely a dirty bastard if you say so. I don't really care about your assessment to be honest, I could get laid in a dirty bathroom or a trashy bar anyway. The kind of cretins who have extra bathrobes for the day after when the girl wakes up aren't my hommies. Didn't the Geek discuss having one of those, I am sure it is in pristine condition, having never been worn.
post #56 of 60
Who says the extra bathrobe is for the girl? It keeps her nekkid and stops the floor getting wet (which I hate).
post #57 of 60
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Originally Posted by dtmt View Post
I've never really been able to fathom why so many people living off trust funds/inheritance have communist/socialist leanings....
Because they lack the understanding of the values required to attain their inheritance.
post #58 of 60
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Originally Posted by hopkins_student View Post
Because they lack the understanding of the values required to attain their inheritance.

This is often the case, but often these people do have good breeding so their raw potential is the same as their parents'.

The problem, most often, is that they've become lazy, and lacked the drive that the people who created the wealth had. Still, they're reasonably intelligent people with a modicum of self respect, so they become a bit embarassed of their wealth, and overcompensate to the outside world by pretending to not be influenced by it.
post #59 of 60
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Originally Posted by dtmt View Post
I've never really been able to fathom why so many people living off trust funds/inheritance have communist/socialist leanings....

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Originally Posted by hopkins_student View Post
Because they lack the understanding of the values required to attain their inheritance.

She is like 70 years old. Not exactly a trust fund kid at this point.
post #60 of 60
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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post
She is like 70 years old. Not exactly a trust fund kid at this point.
Does she need a young companion?
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