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post #1 of 43
7/8/09 at 3:35pm
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I'm pretty gawky/uncoordinated/physically awkward. Whatever you want to call it. This presents a problem when I'm dancing around at a show, trying to pick up sessy hipster girls, but look like a doofus.

Could boxing help? Dance classes? Meditation? More weightlifting/filling out? Should I smoke some ganja to mellow out?

Thanks, guys.
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post #2 of 43
7/8/09 at 3:37pm
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. This has the added bonus of making hipster girls slightly bearable to listen to.
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post #3 of 43
7/8/09 at 3:41pm
hipster girl to my friend: "oh my gosh! you actually wear glasses to see!?" (SF clearly needs an interobang)
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post #4 of 43
7/8/09 at 3:42pm
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post #5 of 43
7/8/09 at 3:48pm
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post #6 of 43
7/8/09 at 3:50pm
i have no coordination either. don;t know what to tell you
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post #7 of 43
7/8/09 at 3:52pm
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Originally Posted by dv3 View Post
hipster girl to my friend: "oh my gosh! you actually wear glasses to see!?"

(SF clearly needs an interobang)

Correction... in that instance you would use a standard "!?!" instead of an interrobang.

An interrobang would be well employed in the title of the show "My House Is Worth What?" which even Kendra Todd seems unsure as how to inflect.

Oh, and why on earth does wmmk want to attract hipster girls? They'll probably drop him like a rock once they discover he works out.
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post #8 of 43
7/8/09 at 4:43pm
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Originally Posted by wmmk View Post
I'm pretty gawky/uncoordinated/physically awkward. Whatever you want to call it. This presents a problem when I'm dancing around at a show, trying to pick up sessy hipster girls, but look like a doofus..

Do you know this for a fact? Have you actually seen yourself moving in a dorky manner or are you relying on third party input?
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post #9 of 43
7/8/09 at 4:46pm
Get laid. You probably have that virgin awkwardness.
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post #10 of 43
7/8/09 at 5:01pm
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post
Correction... in that instance you would use a standard "!?!" instead of an interrobang.
I don't think "!?!" exists in the English language. Please correct me (with proper nomenclature) if I am wrong. Part of me hopes that I am wrong.
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post #11 of 43
7/8/09 at 5:07pm
Boxing really does help coordination and balance; you should try it out. If it doesn't work you can always just beat the hell out of the hipster girl's boyfriend and impress her that way
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post #12 of 43
7/8/09 at 5:19pm
A friend of mine - yes, it is a friend - remedied his physical awkwardness by dancing by himself in front of the mirror. It seems to have worked, though I think taking up boxing may be a better and more productive way of correcting the problem.
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post #13 of 43
7/8/09 at 5:25pm
Hipsters love akwardness. It's cute and Napoleon Dynamite-esque. Martial arts will make you more coordinate anyway. Not a very good reason to get into martial arts though, hahah.
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post #14 of 43
7/8/09 at 6:41pm
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Originally Posted by wmmk View Post
Could boxing help? Dance classes? Meditation? More weightlifting/filling out? Should I smoke some ganja to mellow out?

Do ALL of that shit. Keep busy.
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post #15 of 43
7/8/09 at 6:43pm
Take a dance class to build some rhythm. Remember, you're white, so It'll take time. I recommend Salsa as the best overall style to learn. Also, keep in mind that women will forgive anything if you're rich or have a big cock. If you fall under either of these sub-headings then fuck the dancing.
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