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New roommate is my doppelganger.

post #1 of 30
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This is so eerie. Today the new roommate moved in. He is a graduate student from out-of-town, but he is going to be working in the governor's office over the summer. As if that weren't a big enough coincidence, he tells me that he interned in the U.S. House last year. The communications director for his Member worked on the same campaign as me last fall, and after I mentioned that campaign he goes, "You didn't know XXXXX, did you?" Sure enough, we both know the comm. director. Then, he tells me that he is getting a master's in religion. At first I think, "Oh great, nutjob." So I ask about his faith and he tells me that he doesn't subscribe to any single faith, but respects all religions. WTF! My exact position. I said that I didn't like calling myself an atheist because of the negative connotation and he replied that he feels the exact same way. He's also nerdy, like me. Is this dude an SF plant or something? No way this happens by coincidence.
post #2 of 30
How's the sex?
post #3 of 30
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He has a (rather homely-looking) girlfriend.
post #4 of 30
Best buds already? A kindred spirit.
post #5 of 30
speaking of Conne roomies, whatever happened to your crazy African(?) mate from last year or so, and how bout that Asian chick you mentioned earlier?
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How's the sex?

post #7 of 30
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speaking of Conne roomies, whatever happened to your crazy African(?) mate from last year or so, and how bout that Asian chick you mentioned earlier?
He and I actually talk all the time. We're friends now. Asian chick was replaced by this new guy.
post #8 of 30
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He has a (rather homely-looking) girlfriend.
Remember what I always say; they're speed bumps, not roadblocks. This totally explains why we never heard anything about the Asian chick.
post #9 of 30
He sounds like a successful version of you.
post #10 of 30
It's like the Seinfeld episode where Jerry fucks himself... only homo.
post #11 of 30
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This is so eerie.

Today the new roommate moved in. He is a graduate student from out-of-town, but he is going to be working in the governor's office over the summer. As if that weren't a big enough coincidence, he tells me that he interned in the U.S. House last year. The communications director for his Member worked on the same campaign as me last fall, and after I mentioned that campaign he goes, "You didn't know XXXXX, did you?" Sure enough, we both know the comm. director.

Then, he tells me that he is getting a master's in religion. At first I think, "Oh great, nutjob." So I ask about his faith and he tells me that he doesn't subscribe to any single faith, but respects all religions. WTF! My exact position. I said that I didn't like calling myself an atheist because of the negative connotation and he replied that he feels the exact same way.

He's also nerdy, like me.

Is this dude an SF plant or something? No way this happens by coincidence.

i dont get what the problem is here

you guys had a few things in common, closer than you both thought which happens. i wouldnt take it as a sign of end days to come
post #12 of 30
Great. Two self-cockblocking idiots living together under the same roof. How pathetic.

Hell, even "The Odd Couple" got laid.
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He has a (rather homely-looking) girlfriend.

Aw right, threesome!
post #14 of 30
Wait until he finds out that you post about him on the internet and gets all creeped out.
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Wait until he finds out that you post about him on the internet and gets all creeped out.
I'd say there's a 70-80% chance that he is currently posting about Conne on an other internet forum.
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