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post #196 of 263
A movement is brewing in NYC to legalize deli cats:
post #197 of 263
Thread Starter 
Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be removed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million. The first cat mission was eavesdropping on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C.. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and killed by a taxi almost immediately. Shortly thereafter the project was considered a failure and declared to be a total loss.
post #198 of 263
Good god! Central Intelligence Agency is obviously a misnomer.

On a random and completely unrelated note, galeanthropy is the delusion that one is a cat.
post #199 of 263
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How does one remove a cat's "sense of hunger"?
post #200 of 263
Short-circuit its Meow Mix sensor.
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post #202 of 263
Who knew Paris Hilton had a cat?

It was named Prada.
post #203 of 263
Heaven wouldn't be heaven w/o cats, imho.
post #204 of 263
I think the answer to the title question can now conclusively be answered.
post #205 of 263
Cats do not go heaven.
post #206 of 263
I got an inter-species Valentine's Day card from a friend's cat. Not sure how to react to that one.
post #207 of 263
Flying cat. Smart kitty who seemed to know when landing was imminent and adjusted her instance right before the plane was landed. The conversation at the end is cute:

Dad: "We've made it!"
Bengal: "Meow."
Dad: "Hurray, we are on the ground!"
Bengal: "Meow."
Dad gave Bengal a high five.
Bengal: "Meow."
post #208 of 263
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post #209 of 263
^He's missing, Kent? Bummer. I hope you find him. I'll see if I can talk Gaborik into sending cat signals to him for you.
post #210 of 263
^ Hope you find him in good health Kent.
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