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post #9316 of 14941
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

I sometimes have to stand further back from the urinal station than is advisable for the act of urinate because betimes I would find myself in a place where they have installed urinals that are not designed studiously so the probability of getting "splashback" (urine droplets splashing back to myself) is high unless I take a step or a step and a half back. I also encountered a urinal wednesday night that was partly clogged and whilst in the act of urinating I pressed the flush button and the water level rose to the level that it spilled down the floor and so I had to step back lest the water and urine mix sullies the footwear I was wearing.

step closer and aim down
post #9317 of 14941
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

I sometimes have to stand further back from the urinal station than is advisable for the act of urinate because betimes I would find myself in a place where they have installed urinals that are not designed studiously so the probability of getting "splashback" (urine droplets splashing back to myself) is high unless I take a step or a step and a half back. I also encountered a urinal wednesday night that was partly clogged and whilst in the act of urinating I pressed the flush button and the water level rose to the level that it spilled down the floor and so I had to step back lest the water and urine mix sullies the footwear I was wearing.

the urinals at my old office had this little metal filter thing at the bottom, presumably so the urinal cake remains in the toilet. it was attached by a screw. problem is, when pee hits the screw, it shoots it right back at you. design fail.
post #9318 of 14941

Best urinal design ever, and the closest thing to zero splashback you'll find outside of a snowbank:

 

post #9319 of 14941
Just stand near the edge of the urinal and shoot it at the side wall to maximize your extreme angle. Of course this will make you look like a weirdo (or possibly double-dick-dude trying to use 2 urinals at the same time).

They should make them with a center rib that sticks out. Aim just off center and get a nice smooth landing.
post #9320 of 14941
some establishments here fill their urinals with ice cubes which makes for an interesting peeing process- counting how many ice cubes your piss can melt.
post #9321 of 14941
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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post

Best urinal design ever, and the closest thing to zero splashback you'll find outside of a snowbank:


Pissing into snowbanks rocks.
post #9322 of 14941
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Did you ever notice how people be say "passable CD" when they are not? What's up with that ain't no one is fooled.

win
post #9323 of 14941
Just gets me to grumpy thinking of all the time I have taken out of my busy schedule all for nawt. I'd sue for fraud, but I fear to become laughingstalk.
post #9324 of 14941
You know what makes me grumpy--- When I am trying to close a deal with a hard stop and people are not responding.
post #9325 of 14941
You just gotta have more Bjorks of faith; it'll all work out for the best.
post #9326 of 14941
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Did you ever notice how people be say "passable CD" when they are not? What's up with that ain't no one is fooled.

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post #9327 of 14941
Do you sometimes say "passable CD" even when you are not? Gotta be careful some people will lash out. (Not me that's not my way.)
post #9328 of 14941
What do you think would happen if you didn't brush your teeth would you start to smell like cibbet?
post #9329 of 14941
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post

Best urinal design ever, and the closest thing to zero splashback you'll find outside of a snowbank:


Pissing into snowbanks rocks.

I assume you mean pushing people into snowbank while they are pissing rocks.
post #9330 of 14941
How come no one uses the idiom "go ape" anymore? As in "I went ape when I discovered that the CD was not passable!" It was a perfectly good idiom I thought, hey maybe it was perceived as insulting to apes.
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