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post #8911 of 13572
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I wonder what other inflatable device patents are held by Mr. Rod Johnson.

Some of these patent trolls are real dicks.
should Skype him and find out
http://aquamanzi.com/contact.html
post #8912 of 13572
Rod Johnson. what a great pseudonym. Is it too much to hope that his middle name is Richard?
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post #8914 of 13572
fun fact: before they add coloring to Velveta, it's a clear liquid.
post #8915 of 13572
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

It's the shoe trees. God dam things

New business idea... Inflatable shoe trees for travel.

I just stuff them with socks. My shoes, I mean.
post #8916 of 13572
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

fun fact: before they add coloring to Velveta, it's a clear liquid.

Ok, you've piqued my curiosity. Will Google this.
post #8917 of 13572
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

fun fact: before they add coloring to Velveta, it's a clear liquid.

Like they do with collar stays?
post #8918 of 13572
The other day this girl walks up to me on the train and says, "Hey you live on ______ St, right?" Sure enough I do and she said she lived just a building over from me or something. She mentioned how she sees me constantly. This I find weird because in my neighborhood I see a lot of the same people all of the time, but by darn, I have never seen this woman. The city is interesting how that can happen. I have never seen this woman in my life according to myself, but she apparently sees me all of the time. What's with that? I have had other people upon meeting them through mutual friends and whatnot tell me they see me all of the time around. I don't notice them. Maybe I only chose to recognize beautiful people?
post #8919 of 13572
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

The other day this girl walks up to me on the train and says, "Hey you live on ______ St, right?" Sure enough I do and she said she lived just a building over from me or something. She mentioned how she sees me constantly. This I find weird because in my neighborhood I see a lot of the same people all of the time, but by darn, I have never seen this woman. The city is interesting how that can happen. I have never seen this woman in my life according to myself, but she apparently sees me all of the time. What's with that? I have had other people upon meeting them through mutual friends and whatnot tell me they see me all of the time around. I don't notice them. Maybe I only chose to recognize beautiful people?

I hope she asked about your boyfriend (gome).
post #8920 of 13572
i don't date hipsters. Male hipsters, specifically.
post #8921 of 13572
One time I was at Lush, of all places, buying some dick cream and the girl at the counter said something to me that I think some people would have taken offense to. It takes a lot to offend me, but I just brushed this off as her having Asperger's. She said, "I have seen you around the neighborhood and I think it is funny when I see you with your girlfriend." I ask her why, of course. "Because you're always looking like this, put together in the suit and your girlfriend, well isn't."

I don't think she meant it in a negative way. Maybe she did because she is jealous of my boo, but I chose to interpret it as, "You both have very different styles." My girlfriend has a very unique style in general I think. She likes things that are fuller cut, colorful. I call it "frump chic". Certainly not one to dress in tight shit showing all of her goods.
post #8922 of 13572
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

One time I was at Lush, of all places, buying some dick cream...

...

Say what now?

They sell this at Lush? What does it do?
post #8923 of 13572
Oh dear me... Did I say dick cream? LZoxzoxoxl!!!11!!shog[1].gif
post #8924 of 13572
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

i don't date hipsters. Male hipsters, specifically.

What are you insinuating? confused.gif
post #8925 of 13572
There is no reason to go to Lush anymore, as they discontinued The Big Tease. Unless you are gay. Gays love all of their fruity stuff. Understandable that you are still a patron pB.
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