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post #7741 of 12588
Why are you even watching that shit in the first place?
post #7742 of 12588
I love watching people having their dreams crushed.
post #7743 of 12588
its college basketball finals time here in our parts once again, and whoever the champions will be will definitely gonna thank God for answering their prayers.

and its gonna leave me once again dumbfounded on why (1) God would side with your team versus the other team, and (2) why God would give a shit about your precious championship.
post #7744 of 12588
12 yrs of catholic school, a degree in philosophy with a minor in religious studies and I still don't get the God thing much less why He would be on anyone's "side".
post #7745 of 12588
God loves a winner.
post #7746 of 12588
Baseball caps worn with the stupid stickers still on them.
post #7747 of 12588
I was having an email exchange with a very old friend over the last few days. We were recounting the good old days when we were young and on the prowl. One particular incident, that I had totally forgotten, was brought up by him as he found it completely hilarious. We were about 19 or 20 and at a pretty wild party over the Xmas holiday season between Xmas and NYE trying to pick up these two girls. I was dong well as the one I was working on was completely into me and dry humping my leg early in the evening. He had not gotten as lucky, or so we thought, as he was working on a girl who's long term boyfriend had dumped her a few days before Xmas. Long story short, party gets more wild, the four of us are getting pretty hammered, and we disappear down to the basement where there's a living room type area and a couple of bedrooms. The tide turns for him and apparently she decides to revenge fuck him. In the basement was the four of us and a couple other couples making out. She started talking exceedingly dirty to him telling him all the things she wants him to do to her she never let her boyfriend do to her once they get the bedroom (another laugh for us remembering having to wait for a bedroom). The moment was almost lost as some other guy down there found this extremely funny and started saying he was going to let my friend do things to him... Yeah, it actually was pretty funny. laugh.gif

So here's what I don't get: why do some women have a LTR, withhold the really hot stuff from their man, and then give it up to a complete stranger they'll probably never see again?
post #7748 of 12588
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

I was having an email exchange with a very old friend over the last few days. We were recounting the good old days when we were young and on the prowl. One particular incident, that I had totally forgotten, was brought up by him as he found it completely hilarious. We were about 19 or 20 and at a pretty wild party over the Xmas holiday season between Xmas and NYE trying to pick up these two girls. I was dong well as the one I was working on was completely into me and dry humping my leg early in the evening. He had not gotten as lucky, or so we thought, as he was working on a girl who's long term boyfriend had dumped her a few days before Xmas. Long story short, party gets more wild, the four of us are getting pretty hammered, and we disappear down to the basement where there's a living room type area and a couple of bedrooms. The tide turns for him and apparently she decides to revenge fuck him. In the basement was the four of us and a couple other couples making out. She started talking exceedingly dirty to him telling him all the things she wants him to do to her she never let her boyfriend do to her once they get the bedroom (another laugh for us remembering having to wait for a bedroom). The moment was almost lost as some other guy down there found this extremely funny and started saying he was going to let my friend do things to him... Yeah, it actually was pretty funny. laugh.gif

So here's what I don't get: why do some women have a LTR, withhold the really hot stuff from their man, and then give it up to a complete stranger they'll probably never see again?

I'm guessing she was lying about this part.
post #7749 of 12588
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

I'm guessing she was lying about this part.

I don't think so. I've ran into this a few times where the dumped female really gets into nasty stuff she'd never let her LTR do to her. I'm also willing to bet she goes frigid again when she lands another LTR.
post #7750 of 12588
Somebody has not been doing LTR right.

(I hasten to add: that was neither a comment on, nor a question about, the state of your marriage. smile.gif)
post #7751 of 12588
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

Somebody has not been doing LTR right.

(I hasten to add: that was neither a comment on, nor a question about, the state of your marriage. smile.gif)

I was thinking we can see why the guy dumped her. teacha.gif
post #7752 of 12588
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

I was having an email exchange with a very old friend over the last few days. We were recounting the good old days when we were young and on the prowl. One particular incident, that I had totally forgotten, was brought up by him as he found it completely hilarious. We were about 19 or 20 and at a pretty wild party over the Xmas holiday season between Xmas and NYE trying to pick up these two girls. I was dong well as the one I was working on was completely into me and dry humping my leg early in the evening. He had not gotten as lucky, or so we thought, as he was working on a girl who's long term boyfriend had dumped her a few days before Xmas. Long story short, party gets more wild, the four of us are getting pretty hammered, and we disappear down to the basement where there's a living room type area and a couple of bedrooms. The tide turns for him and apparently she decides to revenge fuck him. In the basement was the four of us and a couple other couples making out. She started talking exceedingly dirty to him telling him all the things she wants him to do to her she never let her boyfriend do to her once they get the bedroom (another laugh for us remembering having to wait for a bedroom). The moment was almost lost as some other guy down there found this extremely funny and started saying he was going to let my friend do things to him... Yeah, it actually was pretty funny. laugh.gif

So here's what I don't get: why do some women have a LTR, withhold the really hot stuff from their man, and then give it up to a complete stranger they'll probably never see again?

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post #7753 of 12588
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

I was having an email exchange with a very old friend over the last few days. We were recounting the good old days when we were young and on the prowl. One particular incident, that I had totally forgotten, was brought up by him as he found it completely hilarious. We were about 19 or 20 and at a pretty wild party over the Xmas holiday season between Xmas and NYE trying to pick up these two girls. I was dong well as the one I was working on was completely into me and dry humping my leg early in the evening. He had not gotten as lucky, or so we thought, as he was working on a girl who's long term boyfriend had dumped her a few days before Xmas. Long story short, party gets more wild, the four of us are getting pretty hammered, and we disappear down to the basement where there's a living room type area and a couple of bedrooms. The tide turns for him and apparently she decides to revenge fuck him. In the basement was the four of us and a couple other couples making out. She started talking exceedingly dirty to him telling him all the things she wants him to do to her she never let her boyfriend do to her once they get the bedroom (another laugh for us remembering having to wait for a bedroom). The moment was almost lost as some other guy down there found this extremely funny and started saying he was going to let my friend do things to him... Yeah, it actually was pretty funny. laugh.gif

So here's what I don't get: why do some women have a LTR, withhold the really hot stuff from their man, and then give it up to a complete stranger they'll probably never see again?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

I don't think so. I've ran into this a few times where the dumped female really gets into nasty stuff she'd never let her LTR do to her. I'm also willing to bet she goes frigid again when she lands another LTR.

A revenge fuck is on another dimensional plane for women. Bad revenge fucks are still better than even a good hook-up. I think it is one of the few times that it is about pure unadulterated carnal desire and wanting you to spread pure sexual pleasure to every inch of her body. While everyone wants them to go forever, they burn up hard and bright. Connect with her another night and it is a different ball game. Don't get me wrong, it may be fun but it isn't the same.
post #7754 of 12588
I went to the animals shelter to look into the possibility of adopting a lamb, but they said I was "out of [my] gourd."
post #7755 of 12588

Sheep are mean, stupid, smelly, filthy animals. It's like a pig in a sweater, but dumb. They probably couldn't conceive of why someone would actually want one they weren't going to turn into a sweater and a stew.

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