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post #7501 of 14038
I mean...

I just don't even know what to say.
post #7502 of 14038
I want to know his twitter handle.
post #7503 of 14038
Wtf, that is wrong on so many levels
post #7504 of 14038
He was one of those idiots that thought a threesome would be all about him but it's only about the guy in porn movies. IRL it's about the girls; just be glad you're there and a participant.
post #7505 of 14038
Sounds awfully stressful to me. One lady at a time gives me enough anxiety.
post #7506 of 14038
Nah, they take the work off of you. That's the beautiful part. Well, that, and lesbian sex live you get to participate in.
post #7507 of 14038
Well, he can have another 'crack' at a threesome in jail, if ya know watamsayin
post #7508 of 14038
I don't.
post #7509 of 14038
Maybe this is so obvious that it goes without saying, but if you're a guy what is having a threesome and the two other participants are ladies, you are doing it wrong (false threesome) why even bother?
post #7510 of 14038
Reminds me of Friends and Ross's threesome
post #7511 of 14038
Okay, here is something I don't get, of which is related to the threesome issue. If you're heterosexual and moderately successful at it, you've encountered many lady parts, such as breasts and labica's (or whatever they're called). After a while, you'd think the heterosexual would say "you know, I have frolicked with many breasts and labica's, and now I have grown weary of those parts, which are fairly similar from lady to lady, even though there are charming differences to be sure." And from there, you'd think they'd conclude that it would be fun to frolic with the parts that other guys have (do not need to name them). But that doesn't seem to happen very much. I wonder why it doesn't happen more?
post #7512 of 14038
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Okay, here is something I don't get, of which is related to the threesome issue. If you're heterosexual and moderately successful at it, you've encountered many lady parts, such as breasts and labica's (or whatever they're called). After a while, you'd think the heterosexual would say "you know, I have frolicked with many breasts and labica's, and now I have grown weary of those parts, which are fairly similar from lady to lady, even though there are charming differences to be sure." And from there, you'd think they'd conclude that it would be fun to frolic with the parts that other guys have (do not need to name them). But that doesn't seem to happen very much. I wonder why it doesn't happen more?

post #7513 of 14038
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Okay, here is something I don't get, of which is related to the threesome issue. If you're heterosexual and moderately successful at it, you've encountered many lady parts, such as breasts and labica's (or whatever they're called). After a while, you'd think the heterosexual would say "you know, I have frolicked with many breasts and labica's, and now I have grown weary of those parts, which are fairly similar from lady to lady, even though there are charming differences to be sure." And from there, you'd think they'd conclude that it would be fun to frolic with the parts that other guys have (do not need to name them). But that doesn't seem to happen very much. I wonder why it doesn't happen more?

Actually, they are a pretty diverse lot, L'inc. Nothing like a saggy, sloppy meat curtain that looks like a hastily prepared pastrami on rye to get you to better appreciate a prim clam shell. And as far as boobs, they are a universe unto themselves. I know guys who haven't tired of playing with the same set for 30 years. Of course they do change over time frown.gif but thats not the point. The point is you like dick but despite what you might think by reading the more progressive periodicals concerning mans doings here on earth, most guys are Cisgendered scum.
post #7514 of 14038
I don't know about you guys.
post #7515 of 14038
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Okay, here is something I don't get, of which is related to the threesome issue. If you're heterosexual and moderately successful at it, you've encountered many lady parts, such as breasts and labica's (or whatever they're called). After a while, you'd think the heterosexual would say "you know, I have frolicked with many breasts and labica's, and now I have grown weary of those parts, which are fairly similar from lady to lady, even though there are charming differences to be sure." And from there, you'd think they'd conclude that it would be fun to frolic with the parts that other guys have (do not need to name them). But that doesn't seem to happen very much. I wonder why it doesn't happen more?

Because regardless of how many lady parts you encounter you don't encounter them as much as you encounter guy parts considering that you encounter your own guy parts every day
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