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post #7381 of 11047
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Originally Posted by razl View Post

Good point. From another angle I'll paraphrase Denis Prager who frequently says something like "Polls either confirm what you already know or are wrong."; I suspect preconceived notions are similar...well, at least for the notion holder.
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post #7382 of 11047
Why do my silk shirts make so much static electricity? Touch anything metal..and ZAP!!!
post #7383 of 11047
Over the last week or so, I saw two women whose faces were very pretty, but they were quite a bit overweight, which detracted considerably from their overall attractiveness. I think if I were close to being very attractive, and only had to change my body somewhat to get all the way to very attractive, I'd make the effort to do it. I wonder why those women don't do that?
post #7384 of 11047
Why do so many caucasian women age so quickly? Women in their mid-20s who look like they should be approaching their late-20s / early-30s are so common, it seems.

Is it just me?
post #7385 of 11047
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Why do so many caucasian women age so quickly? Women in their mid-20s who look like they should be approaching their late-20s / early-30s are so common, it seems.

Is it just me?

post #7386 of 11047
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Why do so many caucasian women age so quickly?

Because they sit outside and bake in the sun all day .......

so that they can look sexy,

so that they can go to the bar at night,

so that they can order a dozen jello shots,

so that they can get drunk and talk to hot guys,

so that they can find one with an airplane who will take them to Aspen,

so that they can go to a holistic spa and rejuvenate their dry skin,

so that they can get fucked by Blake in his ski lodge.

Through the powers vested in the transitive property, your answer is "Blake."
post #7387 of 11047
God, why am I so bitter?
post #7388 of 11047
Because of Blake?
post #7389 of 11047
I just saw this on some local newspaper site:
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Dear Emily,

My problem is my relationship with my high school best friend. We were classmates all of four years in high school but took up different courses in college.

After school, when I got a job, I stayed with her in her one-bedroom apartment, splitting the monthly bills between us.

We’d sleep in one bed, she in her pajamas, I in loose shirt and underwear. The bathroom has no door and this has not been a problem since we are both girls anyway.

We even used to shower together, naked, scrubbing each other’s back, at times teasing each other by touching each other’s private parts. We’d even share stories about our sexual experiences.

That’s how close we were with no feeling of malice.

Then, one night, I was awakened when I felt her hand inside my panties. In total shock, I pretended to be asleep until she finished what she was doing.

I must confess I enjoyed it like none of my boyfriends had made me feel. Or it could just be because it was my first time with a girl. I believe she knew I was just pretending to be asleep.

The next morning, we both pretended to be okay. We did not talk about it. It was awkward, especially seeing her watching me take a bath, which always happens because I go to work earlier than her.

Two days after, she did it again while I was sleeping, but this time, she went a step further. Again, I pretended to be asleep, but I know she knew I was awake.

The next day, I decided not to go home to her anymore. After three days, I went back to get my things and say goodbye to her. Surprisingly, I found a note on our bed with a flash drive. The note said: “If you’re thinking of leaving me, open the file, this will be all over the world, I promise you that!”

I opened the flash drive and ended up crying when I saw my video taken while I was in the bathroom. There I was (done when she was not in our apartment)—peeing, pooping , shaving, bathing. Even my weird mannerism of smelling my used undies was caught on video. All these shocking, humiliating scenes were captured without my knowledge.

So, I am left with no choice but to stick with her. I pleaded with her to let me go. But she warned that she would upload the video and inform all our friends. If it were just a sex video, I would seek the help of authorities.

I became her sex slave. I had no idea she was a lesbian. She is very good in bed, she cares for me, she loves me—but I need a normal life, with a boyfriend and a husband in the future.

Now I can’t say no to her. She does things to me against my will. She chopped my 20-inch straight hair into a pixie look because she said she is jealous of men who think I am pretty with long hair. I wept as she chopped my hair. She was not even gentle; she cursed while doing it.

I want to get away from her and live a normal life. But I really cannot stand the possibility of my video on the Internet.

SEX SLAVE


and what I don't get is- why would you smell your used undies??!!
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post #7391 of 11047
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Originally Posted by StephenHero View Post

God, why am I so bitter?

Concrete solitary confinement cells.
post #7392 of 11047
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

I just saw this on some local newspaper site:
and what I don't get is- why would you smell your used undies??!!

 

To check if their dirty?

Shit. 

That letter sounds like some kind of erotic fantasy someone thought up.

post #7393 of 11047
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Originally Posted by Distorbiant View Post

To check if their dirty?


Shit. 


That letter sounds like some kind of erotic fantasy someone thought up.

Yeah some dude obviously wrote that thing one handed.
post #7394 of 11047
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Originally Posted by StephenHero View Post

God, why am I so bitter?

The important thing is you remain that way as the number of lulz you bring would fall drastically if you were besieged by a sudden fit of contentment and/or happiness.
post #7395 of 11047
why are pickup trucks so popular? I feel like 95% of the time I see one on the road, the only thing it's hauling is the fat ass of its owner.
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