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post #7171 of 13309
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I don't have any cousins, but if I did, I would probably marry one of them. Here's my thinking: if the Lord saw fit to put us in proximity like that, He must have been giving us a sign that we should join forces. (Unless the cousin was ugly; that itself would be a sign that we should not join forces.)

Cousin marriage is void in the Oh hi oh.
post #7172 of 13309
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

Cousin marriage is void in the Oh hi oh.

I will make sure not to move there, then! (I mean, I would be sure not to move there if I actually did have any cousins, which I do not, of which both my parents were only children.)
post #7173 of 13309
Marrying your family members is just genetic masturbation.
post #7174 of 13309
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

I wouldn't be so fast to sell short on cousin love. If I had a cousin who was, say, one of the Playboy Girls Next Door, I would totally smash her, cousin or no.

Smash, sure. Marry and procreate though?
post #7175 of 13309
Cousins are for practice?
post #7176 of 13309
Come to think of it, my best friend in high school lost his virginity to his cousin.
post #7177 of 13309
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Along that line I also do not understand people that act surprised they will have to pay at the cashier, toll booth, etc. and wait until prompted to start digging around in their shit for payment. Have your method of payment in your hand you vapid dumb fat cows.

I snapped a candid of this today. Will post from home tonight but Gomey has already seen her. It is a stupendous example. The cowboy boots are what really sets this one apart.
post #7178 of 13309
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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post

Cousins are for practice?




http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/T88V9V08BJS10OC1C


These people seem to practice quite frequently.
post #7179 of 13309
I'm not clicking on that at work. Summary?
post #7180 of 13309
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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post

I'm not clicking on that at work. Summary?

A lot of people fondly remembering that 3 month period when they were younger where they were banging their cousins.

I sure hope all of their cousin's were super hot at least...
post #7181 of 13309
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

A lot of people fondly remembering that 3 month period when they were younger where they were banging their cousins.

I sure hope all of their cousin's were super hot at least...

Is there some particular significance to three months?
post #7182 of 13309
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

Is there some particular significance to three months?

Three is probably the highest number to which those inbred mouth breathers can count.

Seriously, I could only get through a handful of posts, but that was the nastiest, most uhoh.gif stuff I've had the misfortune to read in quite some time.
post #7183 of 13309
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

Is there some particular significance to three months?

I just picked that for my summary. For some it was 6 times, for some it was multiple times a week for a year or more.

Didn't seem like anyone would cop to currently banging their cousin, and many tried to soften the blow by explaining how they are now happily married (to someone who is not their cousin).
post #7184 of 13309
I'd totally forgotten about the the short lived fling I had in college with a totally insane chick who claimed to have had a sexual relationship with her half-brother. She also had fond memories of her next door neighbor's great dane. Of course half the shit that came out of her mouth was either a lie or a delusion.

Needless to say the sex was fantastic, the rest of the relationship was a nightmare.
post #7185 of 13309
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Ok I started messing. Around with my cousin Brittany when I was 8 and she was 9 I would lick here and she would suck me.we did have intercourse till I was 10 and she was 11. We had sex twice a week till I was 14 and she was 15. And know she is dating my best friend chase and I'm dating chases cousin caitlin.i have had sex with Caitlin 7 times she was a virgin till our first timewe have been dating for 4 years now and chase and Brittany have been dating for 3 and a half. well one day we all 4 went to the movies and we were all tired so we rented a hotel and we stay in one room together well I hear chase and brittany having sex and me and Caitlin were making out and me and caitlin started having sex...we decided to which were I fucked brittany and chase fucked cailtin but that only lasted for 2 minutes cause cailtin liked my cock more me and caitlin are married now and chase and Brittany are married now and I have a baby girl on the way right now thanks for reading

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