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post #6961 of 15044
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I generally introduce her as my tenant.


i introduced my ex as my concubine, she didn't like it very much

but hey call spade a spade

post #6962 of 15044
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I generally introduce her as my tenant.

I imagine that endears you to her.
post #6963 of 15044
Oh, just for full disclosure, I enjoy golden showers.
post #6964 of 15044
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Originally Posted by wojt View Post


i introduced my ex as my concubine, she didn't like it very much
but hey call spade a spade

I refer to my ex-wife as my "baby's mama". I argue that it's actually a much nicer and friendlier name than "ex wife".
post #6965 of 15044
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post


I refer to my ex-wife as my "baby's mama". I argue that it's actually a much nicer and friendlier name than "ex wife".

 

Yea I'd say so. Sounds better

post #6966 of 15044
Isn't concubine someone you have regular sex with? So then a wife can't be a concubine AMIRITE!?

And for the record I would like a tshirt that professes my love for Transformers the movie. I wish Optimus prime didn't die though, that Rodimus is such a douche.

Speaking of t shirts, the guy next to me is wearing a t shirt that says "stacking the hundreds". I think he means the lbs, given that he appears to weigh at least 300
post #6967 of 15044
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

Isn't concubine someone you have regular sex with? So then a wife can't be a concubine AMIRITE!?

And for the record I would like a tshirt that professes my love for Transformers the movie. I wish Optimus prime didn't die though, that Rodimus is such a douche.

Speaking of t shirts, the guy next to me is wearing a t shirt that says "stacking the hundreds". I think he means the lbs, given that he appears to weigh at least 300

Fat people and their sense of humour.
post #6968 of 15044
How I ended up on James Blunts mailing list eh.gif
post #6969 of 15044
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

How I ended up on James Blunts mailing list eh.gif

Do not let that info out in any circonstance..devil.gif
post #6970 of 15044
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

"baby's mama".

I hate this phrase, as I hate most ghetto colloquialisms.
post #6971 of 15044
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I hate this phrase, as I hate most ghetto colloquialisms.

Why you gotta be hating, dog?
post #6972 of 15044
Step off, M-hausen.
post #6973 of 15044
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Originally Posted by lasbar View Post

Do not let that info out in any circonstance..devil.gif

I already own a dog, I don't need more whimpering in my life, so deleted that shit.
post #6974 of 15044
It's baaaaaack...
post #6975 of 15044
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

How I ended up on James Blunts mailing list eh.gif

ha! me too. no idea how. "I'd like you to be the first to hear my new single..."

i'd like to be the first to see you go f*ck yourself, blunt.
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