I don't get the under 35 crowd; relationships for an hour, friends for a day, unable to think for themselves (if at all), 2,000 word vocabulary and a 3 second attention span. 'Nice to meet you, here, have a disease'. They mumble when they talk. They say, 'yeah, I know' to everything, when in fact they know all about nothing. If this is the generation that is going to 'take care of me' in my old age, I am taking my precautions for when the time comes. Anyone know where I can purchase a nice cyanide capsule?