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post #6016 of 15049
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post

Cuckolds. I don't get this. Why would you want to watch as some dude bangs the shit out of your wife while she berates you for being horrible in the sack?

lot of fetish shit I don't get. I remember a former client once telling me that he gets off when he asks and watches his mistress take a squat and pee on the floor.

come to think of it, I don't get why people would tell me shit like this.
post #6017 of 15049
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Originally Posted by cptjeff View Post

I just leave white cotton ones permanently stuck in the pockets of all my suits.
This is my approach. I have a few silk ones, but they never get worn.
post #6018 of 15049
i realize full well that a great many of the open questions on this thread can be answered simply by "because people are idiots", but that won't stop me from adding one more:

I have learned that somewhere in North Carolina there is a bridge where too-tall trucks keep trying to drive under and get turned into convertibles for their trouble. the bridge has all kinds of warning signs and flashing lights but it's still been responsible for more hack roof-chop jobs than West Coast Customs.

this probably belongs in a "things that make you rofl" thread if we had one of those...
post #6019 of 15049
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post


kopping/owning a shit ton of pocket squares. considering their usage and visibility, don't you only need a few of these in different colors?

People see you where one and then grab one on sale for $5 and give it to you later for a gift. Rinse and repeat = drawer full of them.
post #6020 of 15049
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

i realize full well that a great many of the open questions on this thread can be answered simply by "because people are idiots", but that won't stop me from adding one more:

I have learned that somewhere in North Carolina there is a bridge where too-tall trucks keep trying to drive under and get turned into convertibles for their trouble. the bridge has all kinds of warning signs and flashing lights but it's still been responsible for more hack roof-chop jobs than West Coast Customs.

this probably belongs in a "things that make you rofl" thread if we had one of those...

Reminds me of my all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes cartoon:

post #6021 of 15049
someone actually put a permanent camera on the bridge to capture the festivities. the website 11foot8.com wins the Internet for today

notice that there is actually a huge flashing yellow light to specifically warn drivers when their vehicle is too tall. that is the funniest part of the situation.
post #6022 of 15049
I don't get people that mistake "where" for "wear." WTF?
post #6023 of 15049
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

I don't get people that mistake "where" for "wear." WTF?

Only loosers make that mistake.
post #6024 of 15049
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Originally Posted by Steve Smith View Post

Only loosers make that mistake.

their idiots. that's why.
post #6025 of 15049
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

their idiots. that's why.

its better then mixing up weather and whether.
post #6026 of 15049
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

its better then mixing up weather and whether.

Anyone could of made that mistake, but they would of been rather sheepish if they had of mixed them up with wether.
post #6027 of 15049
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

The Stephen King book that it's based on was terrible as well. Probably 500 pages longer than it needed to be.

It was hamfisted satire of the Bush/Cheney administration, done way, way too late. And the ending as awful.

He's gotten hit or miss lately. Full Dark, No Stars was great, 11/22/63 was ridiculous. I'll still read everything he puts out, but he no longer jumps to the front of the queue.
post #6028 of 15049
mmmm.... hamfists
post #6029 of 15049
what's the difference between ziti and penne?
post #6030 of 15049
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

what's the difference between ziti and penne?

Penne is to Azn what Ziti is to African
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