Originally Posted by willpower
People who confuse the use of "loose" with "lose"
People who use double negatives
Pantyhose tight raw jeans wearers
Pro Lifers who don't understand the social costs of a sea of unwanted children
Fast cars in traffic swamped cities
People who have never visited a foreign country
People who keep all their lights on when they leave the house
Scratchy voiced women as TV announcers
They're the same people who confuse "to" and "too." Don't mind them.
Ain't nobody just don't not understanding nothing.
They're into testicular asphyxiation.
They can't get past the God part.
Many musicians can't sing, hence vocoder and implants.
Because it's nice to know you CAN go fast if you had the opportunity. Also, engine roar.
Yes, they call them Americans.
Well, for starters, midgets are small people. And small people are funny. Any questions?
Prevents the roaches from having parties.
All the sexy voiced women are making more money as phone sex operators.
Originally Posted by Douglas
The popularity of a lot of current bands - Black Eyed Peas, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga all come to mind.
Why dogs eat poop.
Roger Federer's girlfriend.
Why it seems so many filipino men are homosexuals.
What Peter Angelos has been smoking for a decade-plus.
The current 80s look on women.
He's funnier than Dane Cook at least.
No surprise that people in general have horrible taste.
Because it's rich and creamy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Have you been around Filipino women? Exactly.
I've asked. Not even black people know why they like them, they said they taste like shit.
Wearing Ed Hardy = getting laid by easy club chicks. Understand now?
Backlash to baggy and saggy jeans.
Women have horrible fashion sense, and everything they buy is "cute."
It never lasts, it always ends up with sex. But watching a girl finger herself is awesome.
Originally Posted by Plsez2
Girls who won't swallow
Mothers who nag (gets them no where)
paying for sex
Learned behaviour from their mothers.
Again, average person + good taste = unpossible.
Because all people with tats eventually regret it (unless it's a military tat).
Being a 12 year old girl at heart is what matters in life.
He exists to remind humanity of what low self-esteem looks like.
Um, everyone pays for sex, but most women refuse cash and want entertainment and nutrients.