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post #5416 of 13476
I think Jesus said that.
post #5417 of 13476
I'll throw stones at women all I like, thank you very much.
post #5418 of 13476
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I'll throw stones at women all I like, thank you very much.

You would enjoy Afghanistan as a holiday destiation..
post #5419 of 13476
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You would enjoy Afghanistan as a holiday destiation..


Well the stone throwing would be nice, but the whole "no alcohol" thing is a deal breaker.
post #5420 of 13476
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Oddly, she said she only had two drinks, but her and her friend were talking to some "weirdo". I think she was roofied or something.

From my experience, women seem to count a "drink" as anything that comes in one glass. A shot = a drink. A gigantic martini with 6 oz of liquor = a drink. Then they get hammered to all hell and sometimes cry "ROOFIE" since "omg I only had two drinks."

I'm sure sometimes they actually do get roofied, but it's like 0.0001% of the time and the rest is just badly miscounting how much liquor they've actually had.
post #5421 of 13476
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

From my experience, women seem to count a "drink" as anything that comes in one glass. A shot = a drink. A gigantic martini with 6 oz of liquor = a drink. Then they get hammered to all hell and sometimes cry "ROOFIE" since "omg I only had two drinks."

I'm sure sometimes they actually do get roofied, but it's like 0.0001% of the time and the rest is just badly miscounting how much liquor they've actually had.

She usually gets a glass of wine or beer when she goes out.
post #5422 of 13476
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You would enjoy Afghanistan as a holiday destiation..

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Lasbar knocked it out of the park here.
post #5423 of 13476
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

From my experience, women seem to count a "drink" as anything that comes in one glass. A shot = a drink. A gigantic martini with 6 oz of liquor = a drink. Then they get hammered to all hell and sometimes cry "ROOFIE" since "omg I only had two drinks."

I'm sure sometimes they actually do get roofied, but it's like 0.0001% of the time and the rest is just badly miscounting how much liquor they've actually had.

If the bartender puts my next martini in front of me when I'm not looking it's still the same drink. Five hours of emptying martini glasses = one drink and then I tell everyone I musta been ROOFIED!
post #5424 of 13476
My girlfriend doesn't drink much at all. If she does it is light stuff, she doesn't like hard liquor.
post #5425 of 13476
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

My girlfriend doesn't drink much at all. If she does it is light stuff, she doesn't like hard liquor.

Mrs. Piob was like this when I first met her. Only took me ten years or so to get her to the point a gin and tonic is something she likes.
post #5426 of 13476
Actually I got her to like gin and ginger ale. When I drink out 99% of the time I drink dry gin martinis. She comments on how they smell like "pine sol".
post #5427 of 13476
Bleh. I never could do martinis. Really, I can't do white liquor at all. I pretty much only drink Scotch or rye whiskey.

If I *have* to drink white liquor, gin is OK, but I'll pretty much only drink it in a Negroni.
post #5428 of 13476
I hate scotch. I love rye and bourbon, but scotch has this schmaltzy finish that is horrid.
post #5429 of 13476
Schmaltzy finish? puzzled.gif
post #5430 of 13476
Yeah, I might have made up that word, but scotch has a horrid aftertaste. Irish whiskey has it to a lesser extent, but I find it deplorable.
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