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post #5401 of 13711
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Dogs are liquids, they expand to take up all available space.

This.
post #5402 of 13711
I do not get when it became "ok" to not remove the tags on clothes, wear them out, then return them. I particularly do not get how this has become a source of pride for some people, particularly young women.
post #5403 of 13711
I was in a Hugo Boss a little while ago and the SA still had the brand tag on the right hand sleeve. He had clearly owned the jacket for months judging by the state of it.

Not the same thing, I know, but it reminded me none the less.
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post #5405 of 13711
That practice seems totally fair and above board to me.
post #5406 of 13711
This is just so wrong:
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According to the survey, carried out by OnePoll.com, offenders tuck the labels inside clothes on a night out to conceal their strategy.

The next day they either hang them out to air or spray them with air freshener, then return them to the store, telling the shop assistant they didn’t fit.

Shockingly, seven per cent of those surveyed said they had returned an outfit after being sick on it, while six per cent had spilled a drink on one and taken it back.

Eight per cent said they had left the item they returned in a crumpled heap on the floor all night, and nearly nine per cent said it smelt of smoke.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2157430/How-women-wear-expensive-new-frock-shop.html#axzz2KbsUOKZ2

So they're drinking so much they puke on themselves and then return the clothes? W.T.F?
post #5407 of 13711
One of the worst night's on my life was when I got a phone call from my girlfriend that she didn't know where she was and couldn't read signs. It was like 2:30am and I was in a cab driving to locations she was trying to explain to me, when I finally found her and got her in the cab she began projectile vomiting all over the place. I was covered in puke, she was covered in puke and the cab driver was screaming at us in Spanish. I pulled her out, handed the driver and $50 and that is only half the story.

I didn't have to option to return my bespoke suit in that case.

Oddly, she said she only had two drinks, but her and her friend were talking to some "weirdo". I think she was roofied or something.
post #5408 of 13711
That is scary. I remember you talking about it when it happened.

Did she return her clothes?
post #5409 of 13711
She made me take them to the cleaners, but I took them to a new place because I didn't want our usual people to know me as puke guy. laugh.gif
post #5410 of 13711
Win.
post #5411 of 13711
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

This is just so wrong:
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According to the survey, carried out by OnePoll.com, offenders tuck the labels inside clothes on a night out to conceal their strategy.

The next day they either hang them out to air or spray them with air freshener, then return them to the store, telling the shop assistant they didn’t fit.

Shockingly, seven per cent of those surveyed said they had returned an outfit after being sick on it, while six per cent had spilled a drink on one and taken it back.

Eight per cent said they had left the item they returned in a crumpled heap on the floor all night, and nearly nine per cent said it smelt of smoke.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2157430/How-women-wear-expensive-new-frock-shop.html#axzz2KbsUOKZ2

So they're drinking so much they puke on themselves and then return the clothes? W.T.F?

I think it's telling that the people who do this type of thing are more likely to vomit on themselves than spill a drink.
post #5412 of 13711
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I'm also thinking the people that left them in a "crumpled heap" on the floor all night were getting their knees pinned to their shoulders by a one night stand.
post #5413 of 13711
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I'm also thinking the people that left them in a "crumpled heap" on the floor all night were getting their knees pinned to their shoulders by a one night stand.
post #5414 of 13711
Whoa, wtf? Could someone delete this post and all those multiples?
post #5415 of 13711
He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone.
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