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Originally Posted by
jarude 
how the eff is one supposed to pass gas in ones office? its hell of a walk to the washroom, yet it seems that a giant flashing sign over my office appears saying "COME IN HERE TO EMBARRASS JARUDE" whenever I try to be stealthy...
This is why being a manager is so great.
!. get your own office.
2) get offices for your direct reports.
c - bask in glory of awesomeness and gratitude
4, fart in their offices, on a rotating basis unless there's one direct you really need to shape up.
win.