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post #4186 of 12572
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I would like to see an interracial porno where a black guy fucks a white girl with his dick through a black and white cookie.

You like it? Teh black cock.
post #4187 of 12572
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post

probably because the fact that brothers are portrayed as having giant pepper mill sized cocks isn't really hurting the cause.

They are typecasted like whoa.
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

You like it? Teh black cock.

I would rather see a white woman having sex over a black one. No hate, just sexual preference.
post #4188 of 12572
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I sincerely doubt the black and white cookie would stand up to repeated thrusts. It would probably break apart pretty quickly and just cause a mess. A better choice for foodstuffs in sex would be an orange rind. It's resilient enough to stand up to a good long episode of fucking, plus the smell of citrus would be nice.

You know that porno where an attractive woman for some reason orders a whole pizza for herself? I suspect she is planning on having a guest or two later, but I digress. Well, when the pizza guy comes to the door she finds that his penis is through the box and the middle of the pizza. The attractive woman, initially shocked cannot help herself and begins her journey. Perhaps we can disguise a pizza to look like a black and white cookie for cinematic purposes. You know, like half anchovies, half white pie. No pun intended, of course.
post #4189 of 12572
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

They are typecasted like whoa.
I would rather see a white woman having sex over a black one. No hate, just sexual preference.

Non-responsive, do you like black cock?
post #4190 of 12572
No, I don't like any cock, but in the spirit of the black and white cookie both parties need to be represented.
post #4191 of 12572
Two lane road, you're in the left lane. Guy just in front of you in the right lane is going to turn right. Why does he need to veer into your lane prior to turning right? Why does he get upset when you honk at his ass?
post #4192 of 12572
Because he's a prick.
post #4193 of 12572
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Two lane road, you're in the left lane. Guy just in front of you in the right lane is going to turn right. Why does he need to veer into your lane prior to turning right? Why does he get upset when you honk at his ass?

Because he thinks he's on a bike instead of driving a car.

Read: he's dumb.
post #4194 of 12572
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Two lane road, you're in the left lane. Guy just in front of you in the right lane is going to turn right. Why does he need to veer into your lane prior to turning right? Why does he get upset when you honk at his ass?

I've noticed this, too. It makes me want to chase them down and explain that they're not driving a big rig, and they don't need to swing out to turn.

On a related note, I don't get why people have suddenly stopped making left turns at near-90* angles. I can't count how many times I've thought I was going to be clipped because some idiot decided to make his left turn pretty much diagonally across the intersection.
post #4195 of 12572
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post #4196 of 12572
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Two lane road, you're in the left lane. Guy just in front of you in the right lane is going to turn right. Why does he need to veer into your lane prior to turning right? Why does he get upset when you honk at his ass?

depends on speed - for anyone who's ever had to suddenly brake and turn sharply, the strong sensation of centrifical force at work leaves a lasting impression. the (irrational) thought is that by swerving slightly left before making the right hand turn you can obviate that centrifical pull w/o having to slow down
post #4197 of 12572
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

I've noticed this, too. It makes me want to chase them down and explain that they're not driving a big rig, and they don't need to swing out to turn.
On a related note, I don't get why people have suddenly stopped making left turns at near-90* angles. I can't count how many times I've thought I was going to be clipped because some idiot decided to make his left turn pretty much diagonally across the intersection.

+ 1 million. That is my biggest driving pet peeve. I always try to look at the driver of the other car as he almost hits me, and best as I can tell, they always seem completely unaware that they're doing anything objectionable.
post #4198 of 12572
Oh, I hadn't thought CC would cheap out on such an occasion. I mean, 450k? Come on man. You can do better. At lest make it 7 figures. Just use 10 carat.
post #4199 of 12572
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

depends on speed - for anyone who's ever had to suddenly brake and turn sharply, the strong sensation of centrifical force at work leaves a lasting impression. the (irrational) thought is that by swerving slightly left before making the right hand turn you can obviate that centrifical pull w/o having to slow down

I'm pretty sure that it's because a lot of people learn to ride a bicycle first, where you do actually have to swing out a little before making the turn. They never unlearn this habit when they go to drive a car.
post #4200 of 12572
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Two lane road, you're in the left lane. Guy just in front of you in the right lane is going to turn right. Why does he need to veer into your lane prior to turning right? Why does he get upset when you honk at his ass?

depends on speed - for anyone who's ever had to suddenly brake and turn sharply, the strong sensation of centrifical force at work leaves a lasting impression. the (irrational) thought is that by swerving slightly left before making the right hand turn you can obviate that centrifical pull w/o having to slow down

That's all fine and dandy...but stay the fuck out of my lane so your sudden braking to take a sharp turn does not end up in damaging my car. Also, don't get upset when I help avoid an accident by drawing to your attention that both our vehicles cannot occupy the same physical space on a simultaneous basis. confused.gif

(Not directed at you; I know you were just attempting an explanation)
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