Things you just don't get - Page 244

Originally Posted by Liam O 

http://www.cracked.com/article_19900_5-disturbing-ways-food-will-be-different-in-future_p2.html

does this make jello more or less kosher?

Originally Posted by Fang66 

But they have the sideways vagoo so the annoying food pic/blogging can be tolerated.

Originally Posted by blahman 

So I tried googling what this sideways vagoo is and I got this:
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/05/18/water-fountain-rips-womans-vagina-sfw/

Originally Posted by LawrenceMD 

I don't get why 75% of Yelp reviews are by aZn females.

Originally Posted by imunique 

I don't get it when a friend becomes immediately angry when you simply play a little joke on him or her just obviously for fun. He or she ruins the joke and hurts your feelings. Am I alone on this?

Originally Posted by blahman 

My experience is that they are usually female and one that I know went off the wall nuts when I offered her a chocolate but kept it just out of her reach.

Originally Posted by lasbar 

Are you a feeder?

Originally Posted by blahman 

A feeder would suggest that I get enjoyment from giving her the chocolate, not denying her it.

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

Annoying. Especially when it is like a five star restaurant and you have 1,000 reviews of Asian girl's brunch experiences. I don't give a shit how your eggs were at 11 Madison!

Originally Posted by gomestar 

things you dont get: using yelp.

Originally Posted by LawrenceMD 

^it gets worse when it comes to aZn female yelp reviewers (which again, comprise 75-90% of all yelp restaurant reviews) reviewing an aZn/ethnic restaurant.
there's variations of these themes:
"I know this is supposed to cater to the american pallet, but this is not authentic chinese food"
"the pizza was excellent, perfect sauce, cheese, and toppings. But guy making it was mexican. Thats why I had to give it 3 stars"
"AFTER WAITING IN LINE FOR 30MIN YOU'D EXPECT GODS GIFT TO MY TASTEBUDS, BUT MY BOIFRIEND WHO'S LIVED IN JAPAN SAID THAT THE RAMEN SUCKED. I LIKED IT BUT SINCE HE'S LIVED IN YOKAHAMA I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM" (but then the stupid person actually gives it 5/5 stars to confuse the shit out of anyone who's researching the reviews).