Person: Hey what's that cologne you're wearing I like it.
Me: Tom Ford Orchid Soleil.
Person: Oh yeah I heard they named it in honor of Sully to commemorate he landed the plane safe.
Me: No, it's not named after Sully. Soleil is the French word for sun.
Person: You are just jealous of Sully because you ain't a hero of nothin'!!
Me: Okay, you got me.