or Connect
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › Things you just don't get
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Things you just don't get - Page 1563

post #23431 of 24087
Quote:
Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

That "Everyday Carry" thing where people claim to carry 3 knives, 2 flashlights, 50m of paracord, a pen that looks like a rifle bolt, and a self-inflating raft in a canister and then you look at their job and it's like "accountant." 

I find they're usually ex-military.
post #23432 of 24087
I have a nice pair of brass knuckles sittin around and I'm sometimes like 'I should just carry these in my left suit pocket..in case' then be like 'no that's lame+crazy'..then be like 'well so what: you own them'. End of story: too heavy but also lamecrazy...yet so amusing.
post #23433 of 24087
Check your local carry laws before carrying those brah
post #23434 of 24087
Ah ya can't do anything nutso fun up here.
post #23435 of 24087
Carry them in the pocket of your raw denim jeans so you get sick brass knuckle fadez. Everyone will fear you.
post #23436 of 24087
I actually got a set for all my boys for our annual xmas dinner. I always get something dumb yet vaguely militaristic. Once I got old soviet gasmasks for them all. Married guys got two. True 'wtf+LOL' reaction. Priceless.
post #23437 of 24087
I thought I got over my cold 4 days ago, but I have been stuck in state of congestion since then.
post #23438 of 24087

The American Society of Sanitary Engineering could have reworked their name so the acronym didnt end up being ASSE.  :facepalm:

post #23439 of 24087
They definitely should have gone with American Society of Sanitary Engineering Services.
post #23440 of 24087
Can you imagine the laughs their imprinted napkins must get?
post #23441 of 24087
Our dog shows a great deal of enthusiasm for chewing bully sticks, which are essentially dehydrated bull penises. I'm not sure what to think of this.
post #23442 of 24087
Steps aside so I don't get trampled by GF rushing to buy all the bully sticks in a 100 mile radius
post #23443 of 24087
Quote:
Originally Posted by VaderDave View Post

Our dog shows a great deal of enthusiasm for chewing bully sticks, which are essentially dehydrated bull penises. I'm not sure what to think of this.

Your dog obviously needs to meet up with @LawrenceMD dog.
post #23444 of 24087
Quote:
Originally Posted by ethanm View Post
 

That "Everyday Carry" thing where people claim to carry 3 knives, 2 flashlights, 50m of paracord, a pen that looks like a rifle bolt, and a self-inflating raft in a canister and then you look at their job and it's like "accountant." 

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

Enjoy

post #23445 of 24087
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Your dog obviously needs to meet up with @LawrenceMD dog.

We're probably going to send him to one of those evangelical dog camps where they pray the gay away from your dog.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: General Chat
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › Things you just don't get