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post #23326 of 24537
I really enjoy how you overthink things - no sarcasm. Please don't ever change, it gives the rest of us a source of amusement and something to do happy.gif
post #23327 of 24537
I do suffer from analysis paralysis from time to time. It's very easy to overthink things for me.

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post #23328 of 24537
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I do suffer from analysis paralysis from time to time. It's very easy to overthink things for me.

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Have you thought about this comment?
post #23329 of 24537
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Tuesday next week means they've had all weekend to think about why they should pick people that interviewed this week.

I think I'm one of the first candidates to be interviewed for this position on-site. Research online shows that being one of the first can actually be at your disadvantage because you just become a baseline against which people measure subsequent candidates (I.e, you don't necessarily stick out as the best, just the baseline).

Either way, there's only so much in my control. I gave them a lot of options and all I can do is hope for the best.

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I've already eliminated you from the hiring process.

post #23330 of 24537
First thing in the morning or immediately after lunch are the best times per serious psychology research.

Edit: to be clear that means like 10 or 11am are bad times.
post #23331 of 24537
Have an assload of questions about your role. Bring a pad and pen w all these as bullets. Almost act as if you are weighing multiple offers your own self, though still being gracious and professionally eager (earnest = bad). Also demonstrate some serious research has occurred, co. origins, SWOT etc. Pick the early as fuck timeslot. Be 5 mins early and piss elsewhere beforehand. Whoever is interviewing you doesn't need to meet you 35 seconds after wiping their ass. And don't be >5 mins early either. 22 mins early is actually bad bus. etiquette.

That's all I got. Wear a tie I guess, depending. If you have a T Soprano Rolex Presidential, leave it at home. Same goes for purple monkstraps etc. Say "thank you for taking the time" after not "so when will I hear from you?"
...dont fart.

*I don't think which day matters much or rocking out first middle or last day available. You'll never know if some superstar is already the shoe-in or "will be Friday" or if another round of interviews will occur anyway.
post #23332 of 24537
Saw a local band play at the brew pub tonight at one point they said "All right we're going to play an original number for you now!" The chorus of the song went like this: "I'm getting up in years to where I'm ready to rock!" I think they completely misunderstood the concept of "ready to rock" if you're a true rocker you're always ready to rock it's not a trait you acquire after many years of seasoning so to speak. I guess it's no wonder they're a local band never made it to the big time.
post #23333 of 24537
I had a dream last night that I went to a business seminar and Pio was the "MC". He kicked me out because he "don't like the industry you work in" he didn't know that I was in fact teh Booth though (but I knew he was the Pio deep inside my mente.)
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What did he look like in your dream? Curious if your mental image matches mine
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What did he look like in your dream? Curious if your mental image matches mine

That's me in my avatar, fool.
post #23336 of 24537
Rude MCbaire
post #23337 of 24537
This is piob right?

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This is piob right?


Why do you think Conne always liked me?
post #23340 of 24537
Not far off from my mental image. Although I don't think he wears glasses and wouldn't be caught dead in pink
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