Things you just don't get - Page 1481
The whole joak is that otc is unmistakably employed on a Penis Island.
I remember buying a pair of Alchemist jeans from BiG when I was a sophomore in college. My friend and I were looking at the leather patch and the spacing was all fucked up to where it said "A N A L C H E M I S T"
At least you're both honest.
Awhile ago I was in a Starbucks, last in line.
A crowd comes in and the old guy behind me taps me on the shoulder and says:
"how about that? first you're the caboose and now I'm the caboose"
but whatever. I go: "yeah okay" and then the old lady behind him goes:
"HEY I SEE YOU FAGGOT" and to his credit the guy goes "yeah so what?"
and now I'm thinking:
god in heaven can i just order a fucking cup of coffee without being subjected to unwanted, tacky, predatorial advances? or bigotry?