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Horse girls: yay or neigh?
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Never ever ever. I say this from experience. 

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5 hours later, this is another picture of my horse "insert generic horse name" "insert personally trait horses don't have".
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Is GF talking about girls who ride horses, or is he considering having sex with a mare?
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Anyone want to see a video of a Saudi guy drinking piss straight from a camel? 

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One hump no cup.
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

One hump no cup.


The sequel will take place in Mongolia.

 

(please somebody get this joke.) 

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Will it be call "two humps no cup"?

Will R Kelly be featured?
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

Never ever ever. I say this from experience. 

There are a lot of universal truths out there that people anecdotally refute with ease.

But the horse girls are crazy one is one that I have, literally, never heard a contrary claim on.

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Never ever ever. I say this from experience. 
This. I have a dear friend who I dated for a while some years back. Total horse gal (on the board of an organization that promotes adoptions of racetrack retirees so they're not sent to slaughter, etc.) Super nice, kind-hearted person. Batshit crazy, as are all of her horsegirl friends.
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Betty Draper = horse girl

Charlotte from SitC = horse girl
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Only positive thing about horse girls, is that they like riding.
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post


This. I have a dear friend who I dated for a while some years back. Total horse gal (on the board of an organization that promotes adoptions of racetrack retirees so they're not sent to slaughter, etc.) Super nice, kind-hearted person. Batshit crazy, as are all of her horsegirl friends.


Race horses are wholly useless to ride after their careers. They can't take the opposite lead or do lead changes. Unless you want lawn decorations... turn em to glue. 

 

edit: or if you only want to go in counter-clockwise circles. 

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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post


Race horses are wholly useless to ride after their careers. They can't take the opposite lead or do lead changes. Unless you want lawn decorations... turn em to glue. 

edit: or if you only want to go in counter-clockwise circles. 


That's sort of the point. The people in this organization (I say people because I'm egalitarian and non-sexist, but I don't know anyone involved in it who's not a chick) are into rescuing them out of pure love of the beasts despite the fact that they're generally broken down and barely rideable if at all. It feeds their martyr complex (horse care and boarding is expensive and time-consuming) and sets the stage for lots of Facebook posts about how horses are better than dudes.
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