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post #20971 of 24135
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

The things you pick up from a lifetime of cruising public restrooms...

Your "friend" is using the old "caught it from a toilet seat" canard?
post #20972 of 24135
How did I know that GF would be the first person to thumb that?
post #20973 of 24135
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Starts as a small thing but gets "lensed out..." is still soft so it keeps getting wider and longer ... dribbles a tiny bit, next guy comes in, dribbles more.

 

Chronicling your journeys at the local gloary hoal?

 

:lol:

post #20974 of 24135
Colleague from work is all like "I love showing off my tighty whity's at work!" And I'm like "Umm, have you ever heard of sexual harassment it is a legal term describes something you should not do." And he's like "What the hell are you even talking about there is nothing sexual about tighty whity's just want to show off what I got!" After a little more conversation I realized he thought "tighty whity" meant slim-fit dress shirt. I was like "Jiminy Crickets."
post #20975 of 24135

I wonder what the person who won dat powerball is doing right now

post #20976 of 24135
Probably dreaming of how they're going to squander all the money and ruin their life.
post #20977 of 24135
Dat envy
post #20978 of 24135
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

Probably dreaming of how they're going to squander all the money and ruin their life.
post #20979 of 24135
Ethan's right. Suddenly giving poor people money never ends well.
post #20980 of 24135

I don't understand that picture at all. 

post #20981 of 24135
He means you under-season your food when you cook. Although excessive sodium should be avoided you can add a reasonable amount to help bring out flavours in your meals. Personally I prefer Kosher salt for seasoning in most instances.
post #20982 of 24135

I wonder if winning 900 million would ruin my life. I know a lot of people actually do end up going bankrupt and having their lives ruined by winning the lottery -- but those tend to be with people winning millions of dollars. 900 million is unprecedented.

 

I think I'd handle and manage it well as long as I could claim it anonymously. I'd immediately hire a lawyer to set up trusts for family members and then sock a good chunk of it in conservative investments.

 

Then I'd blow 100 mil on fast cars. Probably wouldn't spend any on hookers cause of Low T.

post #20983 of 24135

Kosher salt is amazing as seasoning! just discovered the magic and will not be going back

post #20984 of 24135
Someone in chino hills won. There was a crowd at the 7-11
post #20985 of 24135
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

I wonder if winning 900 million would ruin my life. I know a lot of people actually do end up going bankrupt and having their lives ruined by winning the lottery -- but those tend to be with people winning millions of dollars. 900 million is unprecedented.

I think I'd handle and manage it well as long as I could claim it anonymously. I'd immediately hire a lawyer to set up trusts for family members and then sock a good chunk of it in conservative investments.

Then I'd blow 100 mil on fast cars. Probably wouldn't spend any on hookers cause of Low T.


Everyone says this but it never happens. I know I'd become a fucking disaster if I won the lotto. I'd plan a space trip to the Moon and burn through millions on alcohol and shoes.
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