Me: Hey is it raining out?
Coleague: Nope, no rain to speak of.
Me: [Go outside and get rained on by rain from the sky. Return.]
Me: What the hell you said it wasn't raining.
Colleague: It's not rain it's drezzel.
Me: Drezzel is a species of rain.
Colleague: No it ain't it's a genus of its own sepert from rain.