Originally Posted by L'Incandescent
I'm just going by the saying I always heard as a youngster "chili with no choclate sprinkle be put man to sleep like Rip van Winkle." No percentage of choclate was included in the saying would have ruined the meter.
This reminds me of one of my favorite Limericks:
A decrepit old gas man named Peter,
While hunting around for the meter,
Touched a leak with his light.
He arose out of sight,
And, as anyone can see by reading this, he also destroyed the meter.