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post #20521 of 24493
Why did I agree to go fishing this saturday? I didnt know it was going to be windy and 30 degrees out. That and I have to be at the boat by 545 am. Ugh.
post #20522 of 24493
You could have stopped at, "Why did I agree to go fishing? "
post #20523 of 24493
Tell me about it. I thought it might have been "fun". Its for a bachelor party. Shoulda passed.
post #20524 of 24493
People who go to sushi/Japanese/"Asian" restaurants who hold their chopsticks like they're holding a goddamn pencil.

Are you srsly incompetent? Have you no idea of the concept of a fulcrum? Isn't the fact that you keep dropping your food while attempting to put it in your mouth indicating to you a serious lack of efficiency and skill in this area? How do you not realize you look like a complete fucking moron with your pencil-hold chopsticks, sticking your face over your plate, dropping food over and over again while getting only about 25% of it into your mouth?

Srsly why are there so many idiots who clearly cannot use chop sticks stubbornly using them anyway to their own detriment? Do not get.
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Originally Posted by SixOhNine View Post

You could have stopped at, "Why did I agree to go fishing? "

You've either never been or you suck at it. Granted I would not go in freezing temps at 6am… fuck that. We used to fish in the pond out back until 2am in the summer when I was a kid.
post #20525 of 24493
The all important question you need to ask when invited to a "fishing" bachelor party is "how many strippers will be on that boat?". The answer would determine your attendance
post #20526 of 24493
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WHEN YOU SAID IT WOULD BE A BACHELOR PARTY FULL OF CLAMS AND SNAPPER!"
post #20527 of 24493
Don't forget the pink starfish
post #20528 of 24493
I sure hope it gets canceled. They are predicting 4-8" of snow fri night into saturday.

Strippers are saturday night.
post #20529 of 24493
There's a new phrase I've been hearing lately people describe themselves as being in mood of "liberty-jibbeldy." Eventually I figured out that it's the name for the emotion of anger at being deprived of the liberty to dwell in a space of cherish and welcome (safe space). Such as "I became liberty-jibbeldy when I was subjected to expression of retrograde views by the speaker what was on campus today."
post #20530 of 24493
As of late seems like everyone's saying "Happy T-Gib!" What they mean is "Happy Thanksgiving" but they don't want to exert so much effort as to say the whole phrase. I'm like if you can't even be bothered to say the syllables then the act of well wishing loses much of its intended effect.
post #20531 of 24493
I'm sorry but if you think a bantam weigh 115 pounds then you should probably get the hell out of Dodge because your notions are irreparable.
post #20532 of 24493
Proof. It was brutal out there

post #20533 of 24493
The media is going apeshit over first snow, we are in fucking Scandinavia it snows every winter, it can't surprise anyone.
post #20534 of 24493
Sounds like Florida and start of hurricane season. Media all over the world is no different
post #20535 of 24493
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

The media is going apeshit over first snow, we are in fucking Scandinavia it snows every winter, it can't surprise anyone.


Was there a run on milk and bread at the supermarket?
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