People who go to sushi/Japanese/"Asian" restaurants who hold their chopsticks like they're holding a goddamn pencil.
Are you srsly incompetent? Have you no idea of the concept of a fulcrum? Isn't the fact that you keep dropping your food while attempting to put it in your mouth indicating to you a serious lack of efficiency and skill in this area? How do you not realize you look like a complete fucking moron with your pencil-hold chopsticks, sticking your face over your plate, dropping food over and over again while getting only about 25% of it into your mouth?
Srsly why are there so many idiots who clearly cannot use chop sticks stubbornly using them anyway to their own detriment? Do not get.
Originally Posted by SixOhNine
You could have stopped at, "Why did I agree to go fishing? "
You've either never been or you suck at it. Granted I would not go in freezing temps at 6am… fuck that. We used to fish in the pond out back until 2am in the summer when I was a kid.