Things you just don't get

Big Pun · Nov 4, 2013

Why do I have to pretend to be underwear shopping when I want to stare at softcore gay Appreciation?

Teacher · Nov 4, 2013

razl said:
You .... are .... kidding ....... right?
Not to fault the band for wanting to carry on without him (and Ripper's a decent fill-in) but it's only a tribute band without Metal God Halford.

L'Incandescent said:
Even though Steve Perry was not the original frontman of Journey, the people of the world cannot think of Journey without also thinking of Steve Perry. (Not Steven Tyler, that is Aerosmith.) It is the same kind of thing with Judas Priest. When the people of the world have the idea of Judas Priest in their minds, they have right there with it the idea of Ripper Owens.

razl said:
It's not a question of who the original singer was, it's a question of what singer embodies the band and it's material in the audience's mind. Perry was that for Journey. And, Halford, not Ripper, did that for Priest.

For those who see/hear Priest through the lens of Ripper - well, I am sorry to tell you, but you've been cheated.

L'Incandescent said:
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Piobaire · Nov 4, 2013

munchausen said:
Why can't a man shop for underwear without being forced to stare at a wall of softcore gay Appreciation?

At your age you need to "shop" for underwear? I mean, you've not figured out what to house your boys in yet?

L'Incandescent · Nov 4, 2013

munchausen said:
Why can't a man shop for underwear without being forced to stare at a wall of softcore gay Appreciation?

When I see the photographs in the underwear section of the store, I often think "that guy looks like he has good genitalia, based on what I can tell from its outline against the fabric." I hardly ever think "that guy doesn't look like he has very good genitalia."

Teacher · Nov 4, 2013

I just don't wear underwear. :teach:

Big Pun · Nov 4, 2013

Switching from boxers to boxer-briefs is the single biggest improvement a man can make in his life.

Harold falcon · Nov 4, 2013

Lies. Boxers rule all.

munchausen · Nov 4, 2013

Piobaire said:
At your age you need to "shop" for underwear? I mean, you've not figured out what to house your boys in yet?

Well they don't just appear in my house. I have to go get them.

GreenFrog · Nov 4, 2013

Bitches love boxer briefs.

I am speculating, of course, as I have never even held hands with a girl before.

munchausen · Nov 4, 2013

And yes, boxer briefs are where its at. Boxers are too much fabric. It's like wearing pants under your pants. Plus I need my junk secured (long balls)

patrickBOOTH · Nov 5, 2013

I have long balls too. I cannot sleep naked because I am afraid I will get testicular torsion twisting and turning in my sleep.

SkinnyGoomba · Nov 5, 2013

I haven't noticed charvet or brioni to have particularly odd advertising, wtf are you guys buying?

munchausen · Nov 5, 2013

SkinnyGoomba said:
I haven't noticed charvet or brioni to have particularly odd advertising, wtf are you guys buying?

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zarathustra · Nov 5, 2013

munchausen said:
And yes, boxer briefs are where its at. Boxers are too much fabric. It's like wearing pants under your pants. Plus I need my junk secured (long balls)

patrickBOOTH said:
I have long balls too. I cannot sleep naked because I am afraid I will get testicular torsion twisting and turning in my sleep.

The problem is that most boxer brief legs are simply too short, resembling hot pants/boy shorts instead. Those simply do not keep everything secure-- at least for me. But it is very difficult to find 9 inch inseam boxer briefs.

HRoi · Nov 5, 2013

Under armour has them. I was on a long search for this exact thing some time ago. But the drawback is this huge obnoxious branding on the waistband

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