Irritates the shit out of me. It always seems to be the same dumbass type who thinks that a loud burp is hilarious. Note to idiots: you don't need to involve your vocal cords in a sneeze.
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Yes! I'm glad I'm not alone here - I was beginning to think I was oversensitive or something.
YVW. Next time you go in, tell the manager (also named liam) or whoever's working that you're a friend of mine and you'd like to be put in the rewards system. You have to give them your email but you'll get 10% off of everything in the shop for the rest of your life (or until you unsubscribe).
I will, but the thing is that pack will probably last me six months. I only rarely get the desire to smoke one.
Anti-sneezers need to be fukt, burnt and shot with a ball of shit.
yes. I sneeze violently 3 times in succession.
it could be a pure physics thing too... because of the violent force of air passing through the vocal chords will pull the chords together and and start the vibration/phonation during the sneeze.
the vocal sneezers are usually violent sneezers. you can't really voluntarily control the strength of a sneeze
It may be a genetic thing because everyone on my father's side sneezes loudly/violently... and we are all hard of hearing. I remember my wife tearing up once because she was sorry the times she's really been angry at me for not hearing something she said - it was during a large family gathering and patently obvious that my father's side of the family, my brother and sister and I were all hard of hearing.
she'll still be angry at me sometimes if I don't hear her when she's speaking really softly, then remember.
Unless i conciously make myself attempt to be silent during a sneeze I naturally make some sort of sound. It just happens.
not true. once when I was a kid, I was getting in the shower and dropped the towel on the floor. as I bent over to get it, I unexpectedly and suddenly sneezed. let me tell you, it hurt like a mother fucker. must have bruised my lung or something b/c for about 3 days I felt like I'd been run over by a truck. next time you gotta sneeze, bend over and touch your toes then let 'er rip. I dare you!