Why do people get tattoos in script if they don't want others to read them?
So, I'm sitting at a Galleria area Starbucks here ion Houston, minding my business, when a stripper walks in. No, she didn't have a sign saying she was a stripper but all the hallmarks were there and my stipperdar is accurate.
Anyway, it's hot in Houston, and she was wearing a very tiny halter top. Under her left tit was a very big tattoo in script with a lengthy inscription. Might have been the constitution, a shopping list, or a poem she wrote.
Being inquisitive, I figured I'd read it. So I bent down a little to her chest level and took a gander. I hadn't even read the first sentence, when she saw my reading and got very upset.
She said, "What are you doing?". I said I'm reading your lovely tattoo!". She acted like I was looking up her skirt, and walked away in a huff.
My question is, why the hell would anyone get a long script tattoo in a place it can be easily seen, if they don't want anyone to read it?
I just don't get it!
It was placed like this but with more script,
About this much script, or more,
It was Classy with a capital C