I thought Beemer were at least trying to get their shit together, what with the 1-series sedan (not the fugly hatch) taking its styling cues from the old 1602 / 2002. Then they waste five drunken minutes "redesigning" the Z4, before losing their lunch in the form of this obscene child of incest, rape and substance abuse. Somebody please post up an amusing .gif with a Do Not Want or FAIL message.